EggOnPhase
@crowsofnimitz.bsky.social
average miata enjoyer, human garbage disposal 🏴 🇵🇸 📍oakland,ca
He looks like a buff kangaroo
December 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
He looks like a buff kangaroo
I tried to access this website the other day and almost had a meltdown
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I tried to access this website the other day and almost had a meltdown
I had to access this door to trace out a gas line and found this gem
December 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I had to access this door to trace out a gas line and found this gem
I stopped taking my camera everywhere cause it’s really expensive and my shit just gets took but I finally got a sacrificial beater camera to start taking pics again yay
December 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I stopped taking my camera everywhere cause it’s really expensive and my shit just gets took but I finally got a sacrificial beater camera to start taking pics again yay
I did a thing to my MPC
December 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I did a thing to my MPC
I just absolutely love Burberry plaid
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I just absolutely love Burberry plaid
Some one dressed as the Louvre Pyramid in the city last night
November 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Some one dressed as the Louvre Pyramid in the city last night
Funfact: they reused some of the KKFOS puppets in Ernest Scared Stupid 👻
October 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Funfact: they reused some of the KKFOS puppets in Ernest Scared Stupid 👻
My favorite pho spot in town is doing this too
October 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My favorite pho spot in town is doing this too
I remember the Prime RAV4’s getting insane markups a few years ago
October 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I remember the Prime RAV4’s getting insane markups a few years ago
halloween and autumn are pretty great
October 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
halloween and autumn are pretty great
This lawn mower sucks
October 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This lawn mower sucks
Kept it fuck you Google
October 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Kept it fuck you Google
Found a Google campus bike do I keep it?
October 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Found a Google campus bike do I keep it?
Some Halloween safety tips from a real jack o lantern
October 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Some Halloween safety tips from a real jack o lantern
The key to my heart
October 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The key to my heart
I got my twin Glock 40 cocked back
October 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I got my twin Glock 40 cocked back