Oh hello I forgot to post here

If you have to ask if you owe small pp tax then you probably owe it

Scattering toe-rings through my wishlist like easter eggs

Youtube ads are trying very hard right now to sell me ketamine and boxer briefs specially designed to support my hefty balls

I wonder how many of you are #virgins

If you always go into an encounter with a Domme focusing on what they can do for you, you will ultimately be disappointed.

If you instead consistently prioritize a Domme's pleasure, She will teach you things about yourself you never knew.

#femdom #findom

how would you feel about me aiming a high velocity hairdryer at your junk?

Would you be cleaning my boot with your tongue or begging to have your 🍤 trapped beneath it?

#footfetish

I dropped some salad dressing on my toe- dinner is served, #footslut

Your dick is pathetic, your body doesn't attract Me, you're too incapable of introspection to have a personality. You have no inherent value to Me.

But if you're a good #humanatm for Me, I might just enjoy playing with you enough to keep you around.

My face when I find you stuck to the bottom of my shoe