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Damn Tom say it slower why don’t you
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Damn Tom say it slower why don’t you
I mean realistically they probably already did
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I mean realistically they probably already did
Man, I’m so sorry.
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Man, I’m so sorry.
I mean if he sold out trans people or promised to cooperate with ICE for points I’d absolutely call him a collaborator
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I mean if he sold out trans people or promised to cooperate with ICE for points I’d absolutely call him a collaborator
Huh! Not what I expected. Does anyone have a good idea why?
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Huh! Not what I expected. Does anyone have a good idea why?
Trump likes Mamdani, because he likes winners. Vance is absolutely gonna be the big boy at the grownup table
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Trump likes Mamdani, because he likes winners. Vance is absolutely gonna be the big boy at the grownup table
anything for a fellow poaster www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
The Epstein Email Cache: 2,300 Messages, Many of Which Mention Trump
An analysis of documents released this week by Congress shows President Trump was mentioned in more than half of the messages.
www.wsj.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
anything for a fellow poaster www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Rotating Sacrament
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Rotating Sacrament
LinkedIn posting is the literary equivalent of commercial photographers who all bought the same Lightroom presets to get corporate slop contracts
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
LinkedIn posting is the literary equivalent of commercial photographers who all bought the same Lightroom presets to get corporate slop contracts
The lowercase is notable
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The lowercase is notable
”the foreign mind cannot COMPREHEND slow roasted fowl“ is a new tier of dipshit discourse
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
”the foreign mind cannot COMPREHEND slow roasted fowl“ is a new tier of dipshit discourse
Yeah those kids look weirdly crafty and scheming
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Yeah those kids look weirdly crafty and scheming
I’m a red guy so I’d say Malbec
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I’m a red guy so I’d say Malbec
Tired: trolley problem
Wired: what if you blew your dick and balls off to validate my substack
Wired: what if you blew your dick and balls off to validate my substack
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Tired: trolley problem
Wired: what if you blew your dick and balls off to validate my substack
Wired: what if you blew your dick and balls off to validate my substack
I know it’s bad for the country but the hater in me really hopes Roberts feels deeply betrayed and hurt
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I know it’s bad for the country but the hater in me really hopes Roberts feels deeply betrayed and hurt
Oh yeah they’re panicking for a reason
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Oh yeah they’re panicking for a reason
haha sorry, I need more coffee, incentives for who?
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
haha sorry, I need more coffee, incentives for who?