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author, journalist, critic, & occasional token white guy; trying to do better.
words: Paste Magazine, JoySauce, The Daily Beast, Time, The A.V. Club, Salon, Cool Material, Pop Heist, and on it goes.
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words: Paste Magazine, JoySauce, The Daily Beast, Time, The A.V. Club, Salon, Cool Material, Pop Heist, and on it goes.
agcrump.wordpress.com
Look, I'll take whatever silver linings I can fucking get right about now.
January 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Look, I'll take whatever silver linings I can fucking get right about now.
yeah that would be a real pisser, wouldn’t it
January 13, 2026 at 2:52 AM
yeah that would be a real pisser, wouldn’t it
A Keystone Cops needle drop would do the trick nicely, too.
January 12, 2026 at 2:34 PM
A Keystone Cops needle drop would do the trick nicely, too.
For the record: she is unimpeachably cooler than Zohran.
January 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
For the record: she is unimpeachably cooler than Zohran.
And I think: "THE smashing machine?! Sir, all I require is *A* smashing machine."
January 6, 2026 at 5:24 PM
And I think: "THE smashing machine?! Sir, all I require is *A* smashing machine."
Knew I saved this meme for a reason
January 6, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Knew I saved this meme for a reason