Possibly Henery Crun
@crun.bsky.social
MR. TORGUE'S ALT ACCOUNT. ALL THE CAPS, WITHOUT THE PECS!
EXPLOOOOSIONS!
EXPLOOOOSIONS!
It may be Swiss. Or possibly Finnish
They love their umlauts!
They love their umlauts!
January 17, 2026 at 3:51 AM
It may be Swiss. Or possibly Finnish
They love their umlauts!
They love their umlauts!
Not sure he likes anyone who isn't a prepubescent girl or Vanky, but people who flatter his ego may receive something analogous
January 17, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Not sure he likes anyone who isn't a prepubescent girl or Vanky, but people who flatter his ego may receive something analogous
That's a comment well worth the weird umlauted ä
January 17, 2026 at 3:20 AM
That's a comment well worth the weird umlauted ä
Well considering the context, we could hope for some kind of exoskeleton jaw thingy.
But yeah, we're not there yet and teeth it is.
But yeah, we're not there yet and teeth it is.
January 17, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Well considering the context, we could hope for some kind of exoskeleton jaw thingy.
But yeah, we're not there yet and teeth it is.
But yeah, we're not there yet and teeth it is.
The impact of the Chrysanthemum and the Sword is still a learning point in undergrad Anth programs.
So many flawed cultural assumptions used to justify the nuking
So many flawed cultural assumptions used to justify the nuking
January 17, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The impact of the Chrysanthemum and the Sword is still a learning point in undergrad Anth programs.
So many flawed cultural assumptions used to justify the nuking
So many flawed cultural assumptions used to justify the nuking
Well at least for Princess Bride he was 2/3rds of the cast by weight
January 17, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Well at least for Princess Bride he was 2/3rds of the cast by weight
The Andre fart story is gold.
January 17, 2026 at 2:25 AM
The Andre fart story is gold.
Quote this with a movie you’d rate a perfect 10/10.
a young man with blonde hair is standing in a field and saying `` as you wish . ''
ALT: a young man with blonde hair is standing in a field and saying `` as you wish . ''
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Quote this with a movie you’d rate a perfect 10/10.
I've always kinda wanted a Lynx, but then sanity returns and I realize they're not particularly domesticatable and could legitimately kill me in my sleep. But those murder mittens! And ear tufts!
January 17, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I've always kinda wanted a Lynx, but then sanity returns and I realize they're not particularly domesticatable and could legitimately kill me in my sleep. But those murder mittens! And ear tufts!
I love your descriptiveness, but "Indian Market" gives me echoes of an incredibly powerful scent/memory marker from Delhi in '84 - urine and incense
January 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I love your descriptiveness, but "Indian Market" gives me echoes of an incredibly powerful scent/memory marker from Delhi in '84 - urine and incense
While I appreciate the notion, I love it too much to relegate it to MAGAt cosplay status.
Also I live in Switzerland. But mostly my dream coat shall never be a Nazi prop.
Also I live in Switzerland. But mostly my dream coat shall never be a Nazi prop.
January 17, 2026 at 1:39 AM
While I appreciate the notion, I love it too much to relegate it to MAGAt cosplay status.
Also I live in Switzerland. But mostly my dream coat shall never be a Nazi prop.
Also I live in Switzerland. But mostly my dream coat shall never be a Nazi prop.
Oh please nuke the fuckers. I loathe fake or delayed exits from anything, but marketing related shit the most
a man in a jacket says i say we take off and nuke .
ALT: a man in a jacket says i say we take off and nuke .
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Oh please nuke the fuckers. I loathe fake or delayed exits from anything, but marketing related shit the most
I always send "I'm on a plane" emails when I fly and connect.
Little dialup internet me feels like I'm in Neuromancer every time.
Without the hostile AI. For now.
Little dialup internet me feels like I'm in Neuromancer every time.
Without the hostile AI. For now.
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I always send "I'm on a plane" emails when I fly and connect.
Little dialup internet me feels like I'm in Neuromancer every time.
Without the hostile AI. For now.
Little dialup internet me feels like I'm in Neuromancer every time.
Without the hostile AI. For now.
Just embrace the "we live in the futureness" of posting while flying
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Just embrace the "we live in the futureness" of posting while flying
Always. Fire cleanses.
January 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Always. Fire cleanses.
Have you tried subverting a game-oriented empire?
I've heard it's inspiring;)
I've heard it's inspiring;)
January 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Have you tried subverting a game-oriented empire?
I've heard it's inspiring;)
I've heard it's inspiring;)