Crunchy
@crunchy-individual.bsky.social
I like Hyper Light Drifter, D&D, and hips.
I’m 23 and use any and all pronouns :)
I post SFW and some NSFW so minors please do not interact!
I’m 23 and use any and all pronouns :)
I post SFW and some NSFW so minors please do not interact!
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Crunchy
@crunchy-individual.bsky.social
· Feb 23
Indo-Pacific Leopard Shark at the Seattle Aquarium
Prithee listen to my tale; I just cast Decahedron of Dimensional Doom on an apprentice. Her flesh and muscle vanished as intended but her bones remained in an inverted cuboid structure. Do NOT launch compact planar rifts at apprentices with Eladrin ancestry. No thrift shop wants the cuboid…
January 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Prithee listen to my tale; I just cast Decahedron of Dimensional Doom on an apprentice. Her flesh and muscle vanished as intended but her bones remained in an inverted cuboid structure. Do NOT launch compact planar rifts at apprentices with Eladrin ancestry. No thrift shop wants the cuboid…
I finished the retank for my fishes, the water is still cloudy but they are in there and getting acquainted. So now we wait to see if they survive …
January 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I finished the retank for my fishes, the water is still cloudy but they are in there and getting acquainted. So now we wait to see if they survive …
I need a haircut (down to shoulder-length instead of lower back)
January 6, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I need a haircut (down to shoulder-length instead of lower back)
This happened to me like three years ago and I need it again so bad
January 6, 2026 at 6:27 AM
This happened to me like three years ago and I need it again so bad
I just had to put down my apprentice today. I asked him if he knew how to boil water in a vacuum and he said no.
In other news: Chain Lightning does very interesting things when cast on a single appr- I mean person. It had nowhere to arc to so it just curved back like a big golden flower.
In other news: Chain Lightning does very interesting things when cast on a single appr- I mean person. It had nowhere to arc to so it just curved back like a big golden flower.
January 6, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I just had to put down my apprentice today. I asked him if he knew how to boil water in a vacuum and he said no.
In other news: Chain Lightning does very interesting things when cast on a single appr- I mean person. It had nowhere to arc to so it just curved back like a big golden flower.
In other news: Chain Lightning does very interesting things when cast on a single appr- I mean person. It had nowhere to arc to so it just curved back like a big golden flower.
Who out here thinking about dragons?
January 6, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Who out here thinking about dragons?
Reposted by Crunchy
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
New semester starts tomorrow. Can’t wait to go to my classes, see someone cute, and have my brain automatically stamp out attraction before I notice it happening
January 5, 2026 at 1:09 AM
New semester starts tomorrow. Can’t wait to go to my classes, see someone cute, and have my brain automatically stamp out attraction before I notice it happening
I HATE SPENDING MONEY
January 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I HATE SPENDING MONEY
Mmmmm woman with freckles…
January 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Mmmmm woman with freckles…
…I got a little too excited about @lolly00s.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
…I got a little too excited about @lolly00s.bsky.social
I NEED to see @lolly00s.bsky.social in this sweater NOW
Here's another version with blue boobs!
With her breast hanging out like that, customers can probably squeeze out all that tasty mana with their own hands.
With her breast hanging out like that, customers can probably squeeze out all that tasty mana with their own hands.
January 3, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I NEED to see @lolly00s.bsky.social in this sweater NOW
DARK SOULS 3 LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 AM
DARK SOULS 3 LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
Boobs? It would be lovely to see some.
January 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Boobs? It would be lovely to see some.
My son is bigger now
January 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
My son is bigger now
They call me the sleeper the way I am boutta snooze
January 2, 2026 at 7:10 AM
They call me the sleeper the way I am boutta snooze
I need a new orb. I pondered over my current one too hard and the dark visions shattered it…
January 2, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I need a new orb. I pondered over my current one too hard and the dark visions shattered it…
Reposted by Crunchy
New tlo painting 'The Worm Rail', alt text for full description
#theloyalones
#theloyalones
January 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
New tlo painting 'The Worm Rail', alt text for full description
#theloyalones
#theloyalones
I wanna hang out with a woman that wears skirts so short that it don’t actually cover anything
January 1, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I wanna hang out with a woman that wears skirts so short that it don’t actually cover anything
Getting close to crying. My family’s New Year’s party is always so overstimulating.
January 1, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Getting close to crying. My family’s New Year’s party is always so overstimulating.
Why do I always feel so numb on New Year’s Eve?
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Why do I always feel so numb on New Year’s Eve?
Reposted by Crunchy
April 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I need a big snake woman to coil around me and fall asleep because I’m so warm and squishy
December 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I need a big snake woman to coil around me and fall asleep because I’m so warm and squishy