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one of the most important moments in television
December 17, 2024 at 12:18 AM
person, woman, man, camera, tv
Trump: "I took my cognitive exam as part of my physical exam, and I got the highest mark, and one of the doctors said, 'Sir, I've never seen anybody get that kind of -- that was the highest mark.'"
April 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I love how they keep referring to the Blue Origin "crew" as if they actually do anything. they just sat there. they're passengers
April 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
still my favorite one
April 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
it's not really a big deal, just don't buy anything ever again. problem solved
April 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
midnight shredded cheese over the sink
April 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I gotta wake my ass up at 6 AM every day this week, drive up to Las Colinas. Yeah I'm doing the drywall up there at the new McDonalds
March 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
there has never been anyone in the history of the world that is worse with money than me
March 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
when I was a kid my mom didn't understand what anxiety is. she just said I worried too much and that I was going to give myself an ulcer
March 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
when Drew Carey tells me he loves me at the end of the price is right I believe him
March 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I love Earth but I want it to explode
March 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
does anyone want to hug
March 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I don't know something
March 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
reaching previously-unheard-of levels of Nobody Care Me
March 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Y2K TBT 🍕
March 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Gordon Shumway
March 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
trying to find the perfect storage bin
March 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
hyper-fixation has shifted to file management
March 2, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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happy 50th to gamesmaster anthony
February 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
someone is cooking ham
February 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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A cat from Dorchester named Marmaduke Shillyshanks made headlines in newspapers across the country in 1934.
February 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
February 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
nobody makes fudge anymore
February 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Butt Ass has joined the US-Canada War on the side of Canada
February 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM