Giles Corey
@crushingweight.bsky.social
I wonder where joy comes from
Sometimes I look inside the tissue to see the carnage I just blew out
December 14, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Sometimes I look inside the tissue to see the carnage I just blew out
If I worked for evil corp in the people killing division u bet ur ass id have a bodyguard
December 13, 2024 at 11:21 AM
If I worked for evil corp in the people killing division u bet ur ass id have a bodyguard
Celsius makes Europeans more whiny about the cold
December 11, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Celsius makes Europeans more whiny about the cold
Old people don’t retire because they know they’ve destroyed every pillar of American civil society and will have nothing to do
December 7, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Old people don’t retire because they know they’ve destroyed every pillar of American civil society and will have nothing to do
Studies show this guy is tweaaaaking omg
December 5, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Studies show this guy is tweaaaaking omg
Never have I had so much of a job yet felt so unemployed
December 5, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Never have I had so much of a job yet felt so unemployed
Has anybody made this joke: woke Roman Empire is like Julius xe/xir
December 5, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Has anybody made this joke: woke Roman Empire is like Julius xe/xir
Regulation update: rug pull hawk tuah meme coin
The free market is like ‘I will self regulate broooo i promise’ and then gives you Hawk Tuah media empire
December 5, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Regulation update: rug pull hawk tuah meme coin
The free market is like ‘I will self regulate broooo i promise’ and then gives you Hawk Tuah media empire
December 3, 2024 at 8:25 PM
The free market is like ‘I will self regulate broooo i promise’ and then gives you Hawk Tuah media empire
I could definitely be an optometrist
November 26, 2024 at 3:08 AM
I could definitely be an optometrist
Starting to franchise myself
November 26, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Starting to franchise myself
Time to drown my sorrows in the dab pen that tastes like pocket change and dryer lint
November 26, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Time to drown my sorrows in the dab pen that tastes like pocket change and dryer lint
Only two beers power the whole piss factory
November 25, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Only two beers power the whole piss factory
Asphalt breath cuz I just had a pave mint
November 25, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Asphalt breath cuz I just had a pave mint
If u watch tv with subtitles I’m just gonna assume ur a bad listener
November 25, 2024 at 8:48 PM
If u watch tv with subtitles I’m just gonna assume ur a bad listener
I believe in the sanctity of thanksgiving so long as my mom is making pie
November 25, 2024 at 5:42 PM
I believe in the sanctity of thanksgiving so long as my mom is making pie
Young adults yearn for the cubicle
November 25, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Young adults yearn for the cubicle
This is my last chance to make jokes
November 25, 2024 at 5:23 AM
This is my last chance to make jokes