Crusoe the Dachshund
@crusoedachshund.bsky.social
Wiener Dog Extraordinaire. Author of the NYTimes Bestseller, People’s Choice Award Winner. Stick picker-upper’er
“..in case you needed more proof of how much I’m relaxing..” 🥱
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
“..in case you needed more proof of how much I’m relaxing..” 🥱
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
“We’re Alvin & the Chipmunks - inspired by our baby bro’s chubby cheeks!
Happy Halloweenie!”
~ Crusoe
Happy Halloweenie!”
~ Crusoe
October 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“We’re Alvin & the Chipmunks - inspired by our baby bro’s chubby cheeks!
Happy Halloweenie!”
~ Crusoe
Happy Halloweenie!”
~ Crusoe
Officially 16 years old + 2 days 😅
October 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Officially 16 years old + 2 days 😅
“I’ll chase squirrelers, birdies.. and even storms!” ~ Daphne
September 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“I’ll chase squirrelers, birdies.. and even storms!” ~ Daphne
August 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“I’m starting a #ThrowbackThursday routine.. and for the first one, here’s a look back at the time I disguised myself as a wire haired dachshund..!”🥸
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
August 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
“I’m starting a #ThrowbackThursday routine.. and for the first one, here’s a look back at the time I disguised myself as a wire haired dachshund..!”🥸
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
“A couple old men on their Sunday recharge..”☺️
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
August 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
“A couple old men on their Sunday recharge..”☺️
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
“Now that we have an extra crew member, Oakley is happy to relinquish his duties to the new guy so he has more time to nap!”
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
July 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“Now that we have an extra crew member, Oakley is happy to relinquish his duties to the new guy so he has more time to nap!”
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
“Would you run.. hide.. or try to pet the Velociwiener?” 😅
Watch my full JURASSIC WIENER episode here: youtu.be/rgnbbPslYYQ?...
#jurassicpark #jurassicworld #dachshunds
Watch my full JURASSIC WIENER episode here: youtu.be/rgnbbPslYYQ?...
#jurassicpark #jurassicworld #dachshunds
July 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“Would you run.. hide.. or try to pet the Velociwiener?” 😅
Watch my full JURASSIC WIENER episode here: youtu.be/rgnbbPslYYQ?...
#jurassicpark #jurassicworld #dachshunds
Watch my full JURASSIC WIENER episode here: youtu.be/rgnbbPslYYQ?...
#jurassicpark #jurassicworld #dachshunds
“Me hoping someone’s going to appreciate my stick today..”
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
July 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
“Me hoping someone’s going to appreciate my stick today..”
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
“Am I upsides down or is he upsides down?..”
~ Daphne
~ Daphne
July 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Am I upsides down or is he upsides down?..”
~ Daphne
~ Daphne
“Who’s ready for a dip with us? There’s about to be 6 wet wieners here!”😝
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
July 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
“Who’s ready for a dip with us? There’s about to be 6 wet wieners here!”😝
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
“You think this stick is too short?! I picked it myself of course.. “
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
July 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“You think this stick is too short?! I picked it myself of course.. “
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
“..Am I still Mum’s baby?..”
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
June 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“..Am I still Mum’s baby?..”
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
“Back in my younger days, I was always smilin’ at them fishies” 😛
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
June 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“Back in my younger days, I was always smilin’ at them fishies” 😛
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
“Now Dad’s got THREE fishin’ buddies.. 😋 Happy Father’s Day everyone!”
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
June 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“Now Dad’s got THREE fishin’ buddies.. 😋 Happy Father’s Day everyone!”
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
“Back away from the baby..”😎
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
June 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“Back away from the baby..”😎
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
“One day he’ll grow up to say he was ‘raised by wolves—er, wieners!’ 😜”
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
June 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“One day he’ll grow up to say he was ‘raised by wolves—er, wieners!’ 😜”
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
“He’s probably wondering if his nose is as long as mine..”😝
Or what do you think he’s thinking?!
~ Crusoe
Or what do you think he’s thinking?!
~ Crusoe
May 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“He’s probably wondering if his nose is as long as mine..”😝
Or what do you think he’s thinking?!
~ Crusoe
Or what do you think he’s thinking?!
~ Crusoe
“I kinda thought I was going to get the upper deck of our new stroller, but I admit I get better sniffs down here..”😋
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
May 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
“I kinda thought I was going to get the upper deck of our new stroller, but I admit I get better sniffs down here..”😋
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
“Retirement ruined..🙉
Kidding - I’m mostly deaf anyway. But Daphne on the other hand.. 🤯😬”
~ Crusoe
Kidding - I’m mostly deaf anyway. But Daphne on the other hand.. 🤯😬”
~ Crusoe
May 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
“Retirement ruined..🙉
Kidding - I’m mostly deaf anyway. But Daphne on the other hand.. 🤯😬”
~ Crusoe
Kidding - I’m mostly deaf anyway. But Daphne on the other hand.. 🤯😬”
~ Crusoe
“Happy Mother’s Day to all the fur-moms and hooman moms alike!!😘 You doing something special for your mom today?”
~ Crusoe & Daphne
~ Crusoe & Daphne
May 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“Happy Mother’s Day to all the fur-moms and hooman moms alike!!😘 You doing something special for your mom today?”
~ Crusoe & Daphne
~ Crusoe & Daphne
“Welcome to our new baby (hooman) brother, Adrian! As Mum and Dad suspected, my reaction has been super chill and indifferent.. Whereas Daphne was a little wary and annoyed at first.. but I think she’s learning he probably isn’t going to be heading off to Madabascar anytime soon!”😝
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
May 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“Welcome to our new baby (hooman) brother, Adrian! As Mum and Dad suspected, my reaction has been super chill and indifferent.. Whereas Daphne was a little wary and annoyed at first.. but I think she’s learning he probably isn’t going to be heading off to Madabascar anytime soon!”😝
~ Crusoe
~ Crusoe
“It always seems like Daphne’s birthday gets overshadowed by something going on with me, so today I want to wish her the sincerest of happy birthdays! Today she turns 6! And we’re going to go do all her favourite things and share a video summary at the end pf the day!
Love you Daph❤️”
~ Crusoe
Love you Daph❤️”
~ Crusoe
May 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“It always seems like Daphne’s birthday gets overshadowed by something going on with me, so today I want to wish her the sincerest of happy birthdays! Today she turns 6! And we’re going to go do all her favourite things and share a video summary at the end pf the day!
Love you Daph❤️”
~ Crusoe
Love you Daph❤️”
~ Crusoe
“Thank you all for the kind words and sentiments today.. you’ve helped a sad day also feel.. special❤️⭐️. Also, it’s possible Daphne and Delilah pick up and continue episodes at some point, but first Mum’s gotta have a baby!..😝”
Watch the full announcement here: youtu.be/1CfzRiQfVRA?...
~ Crusoe
Watch the full announcement here: youtu.be/1CfzRiQfVRA?...
~ Crusoe
May 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“Thank you all for the kind words and sentiments today.. you’ve helped a sad day also feel.. special❤️⭐️. Also, it’s possible Daphne and Delilah pick up and continue episodes at some point, but first Mum’s gotta have a baby!..😝”
Watch the full announcement here: youtu.be/1CfzRiQfVRA?...
~ Crusoe
Watch the full announcement here: youtu.be/1CfzRiQfVRA?...
~ Crusoe