being told I should dedicate 10% of my deck to removal/boardwipes and still somehow have to make the other 90 work well enough to have efficient card draw and mana ramp while still being """fun""" somehow nah fuck off let me just put down funny cards and play a slow game

wanna play at a table where we all just wanna have fun interactions and genuinely don't care about winning and just wanna see cool stuff happen but nooooo we gotta win by turn 9 I guess with a field full of 5/5 dragons FUCk

Coming from a rhythm game addict that has to drive 45 minutes to the nearest DDR cabinet:

yes

HOLLY BOOBY IN THE REAL

I want sex with two bisexual women AND marvel 3

I Knew A Guy Who Knew A Guy (:

I'll have time and energy to do more VR stuff, time and energy to cook, to clean, to go to the arcade again, god I can't wait to have my life back

Just 5 more days, man
Just gotta hang in there
Just a little longer