"Aspiring p-zombies"

Barinold. Baribald. Bartleby.

You slop-guzzling dipshits seem hell-bent on proving to everyone that philosophical zombies walk among us. Do you have an inner life? Perceive and feel? No one would know it from observing you. Maybe that's why people like you can't tell the difference between reconstituted slurry and human output.

Google has become about as reliable as the Kremlin, so we can be confident they are ratfucking us in every possible way, secure in the knowledge that any penalties to come in the future are simply a small cost of doing business.

Please accept this cube of cubes as a token of my appreciation

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Anyway, I'm off to about:config to look for more things to unfuck after the last update

BTW if you love Firefox but want your tabs to be tabs instead of chrome-style buttons, or you value your compact information density, or you just want your browser to look less like a baby toy for tech idiots, you really ought to check this out: github.com/black7375/Fi...

You don't listen to people there, either

the shawlpilled cozymaxxer

(so it doesn't have to be removed as much in the first place)

Cardigans are nice, but I still find it so liberating to remove sleeves from the situation entirely. Plus the inside of the sleeve is trapping heat in the armpit where I don't need or want it, while the shawl can be deployed to cover all or part of the outer upper body without impeding ventilation

At last. Thank you

What the fuck, that isn't John C McGinley?

Do you want them to win? If not, please consider finding some other sinecure you can occupy without fucking over the entire world with your dogshit takes. Surely there are things for upper class twits to keep busy that are compatible with shutting the fuck up?

You personally have tremendous incentives to Not Get It and, not to be mean, I think you're just not bright enough to get through that even if you wanted to. But fucking try to listen when people tell you you are constantly carrying water for the fascists.

Finally a chance to be smug about my auditory processing disorder

My brain tried desperately to parse this as A Softer World