Not a single reporter at the Superbowl asked any of the Eagles why they didn't fly the Fellowship to Mordor.

This is Noodle. Blink and you'll miss her. And even if you see her, you'll probably still miss the cat. 13/10

This place seems nice

thank goodness the president-elect clarified we wouldn't use military force against Canada and we'd only use it against Greenland and Panama, thought things were getting crazy for a minute there