Poseidon
@cryofposeidon.bsky.social
Slovenian bollards is a fake meta
she loves me for my charming demeanour and CeeLo vibes.
December 23, 2023 at 6:44 PM
she loves me for my charming demeanour and CeeLo vibes.
lastfm stoped working just before i listened to a nightcore song, maybe there is a god
September 12, 2023 at 3:46 PM
lastfm stoped working just before i listened to a nightcore song, maybe there is a god
secretly listening to maroon 5 through tiktok slideshows cause i wouldn’t be caught DEAD scrobbling that shit
September 7, 2023 at 1:40 PM
secretly listening to maroon 5 through tiktok slideshows cause i wouldn’t be caught DEAD scrobbling that shit
“i’m kenough” “ken this” “ken that” how about i hit you with a kendo stick huh
September 6, 2023 at 12:51 AM
“i’m kenough” “ken this” “ken that” how about i hit you with a kendo stick huh
just fell down another well. the number is now 4.
August 31, 2023 at 5:23 AM
just fell down another well. the number is now 4.
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We need to bring back ejector seats?
August 22, 2023 at 1:20 PM
We need to bring back ejector seats?
having a conversation with the homies about ejector seats. i can’t bring up my opinion on parachutes otherwise things may get heated.
August 22, 2023 at 1:21 PM
having a conversation with the homies about ejector seats. i can’t bring up my opinion on parachutes otherwise things may get heated.
i would’ve gone to nepal and joined a monastery by now if it weren’t for my crippling fear of bald people
August 22, 2023 at 1:19 PM
i would’ve gone to nepal and joined a monastery by now if it weren’t for my crippling fear of bald people
Hallelujah is some of the Baffled King's best work tbh
August 18, 2023 at 8:16 PM
Hallelujah is some of the Baffled King's best work tbh
wish i was tosin abasi
August 17, 2023 at 6:36 PM
wish i was tosin abasi
Wilt thou answer my question?
August 17, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Wilt thou answer my question?
currently sat in my wizard tower (bedroom) casting spells (doing 👌 upside down to create glasses)
August 16, 2023 at 4:21 PM
currently sat in my wizard tower (bedroom) casting spells (doing 👌 upside down to create glasses)
as a society we vastly under-appreciate revolving doors. never see anyone doing more than a full rotation in one these days.
August 16, 2023 at 4:19 PM
as a society we vastly under-appreciate revolving doors. never see anyone doing more than a full rotation in one these days.
hark, clandestine wizardry is at play here. i shall get to the bottom of this.
August 12, 2023 at 7:33 AM
hark, clandestine wizardry is at play here. i shall get to the bottom of this.
feeling particularly spiritual today. might fuck around and get enlightened. if you need me i’ll be under the tree.
August 12, 2023 at 7:31 AM
feeling particularly spiritual today. might fuck around and get enlightened. if you need me i’ll be under the tree.
you’re in her DMs, i’m in her purse like a chihuahua
August 11, 2023 at 2:42 PM
you’re in her DMs, i’m in her purse like a chihuahua
whenever i make a new friend i take a picture with them like a fish
August 11, 2023 at 1:20 PM
whenever i make a new friend i take a picture with them like a fish
looking for someone to follow me around and ad-lib whenever i speak. will pay well. pls send demos and i’ll consider your applications.
August 10, 2023 at 5:45 PM
looking for someone to follow me around and ad-lib whenever i speak. will pay well. pls send demos and i’ll consider your applications.
i like to post twice within the same 5 minutes, it’s like a flam but without the drums or the talent.
August 9, 2023 at 11:18 AM
i like to post twice within the same 5 minutes, it’s like a flam but without the drums or the talent.
Pearl Jam’s Jeremy but instead of shooting himself the kid just stuttered while reading aloud in class. arguably worse.
August 9, 2023 at 11:16 AM
Pearl Jam’s Jeremy but instead of shooting himself the kid just stuttered while reading aloud in class. arguably worse.
haven’t figured out the moral limit of posts per day. for now i will forgo morality.
August 8, 2023 at 4:27 AM
haven’t figured out the moral limit of posts per day. for now i will forgo morality.
self mutilation with an end goal of aerodynamics
August 8, 2023 at 4:25 AM
self mutilation with an end goal of aerodynamics
when shawty feeds you a smidgin of babybell
August 7, 2023 at 7:15 PM
when shawty feeds you a smidgin of babybell
i wouldn’t bum a swan
August 7, 2023 at 9:53 AM
i wouldn’t bum a swan