Cryptastic
@cryptastic.bsky.social
PNW native, A&P mech, world traveller, mosh pitter, retired Airman, amateur ninja, collaborative gamer, philosophical human, puzzle enthusiast, TTRPG GM/PC, non-smoker, chaotic good atheist.
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We're a couple of weeks out from our Southeast tour supporting Whores. Tickets available:
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November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
We're a couple of weeks out from our Southeast tour supporting Whores. Tickets available:
rickshawbilliesburgerpatrol.myshopify.com
rickshawbilliesburgerpatrol.myshopify.com
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Swalwell: Kristi Noem and Tom Homan, you should familiarize yourselves with this room. Get to know that witness chair — you’re going to be parked in it for a long time. Accountability is coming.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Swalwell: Kristi Noem and Tom Homan, you should familiarize yourselves with this room. Get to know that witness chair — you’re going to be parked in it for a long time. Accountability is coming.
The Legend of Zelda has the potential to build a multi-movie franchise showcasing a dark dungeon-delving adventure series (think LotR's Balrog/Gandalf fight thru Moria, but longer).
Will Nintendo avoid the one-off kid-safe comedic route (Minecraft movie) and tank expansion or lean into the rich IP?
Will Nintendo avoid the one-off kid-safe comedic route (Minecraft movie) and tank expansion or lean into the rich IP?
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The Legend of Zelda has the potential to build a multi-movie franchise showcasing a dark dungeon-delving adventure series (think LotR's Balrog/Gandalf fight thru Moria, but longer).
Will Nintendo avoid the one-off kid-safe comedic route (Minecraft movie) and tank expansion or lean into the rich IP?
Will Nintendo avoid the one-off kid-safe comedic route (Minecraft movie) and tank expansion or lean into the rich IP?
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One of 30 pieces of rationality 😁
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
One of 30 pieces of rationality 😁
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Josh Hawley is the most corrupt US Senator Missouri has ever elected.
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Josh Hawley is the most corrupt US Senator Missouri has ever elected.
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81 years ago, FDR proposed a second Bill of Rights to guarantee every American the right to employment, healthcare, education, housing, and a living income. His words are as relevant now as they were then. Watch.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
81 years ago, FDR proposed a second Bill of Rights to guarantee every American the right to employment, healthcare, education, housing, and a living income. His words are as relevant now as they were then. Watch.
The American Constitution is worth supporting and defending. Period.
Thank the real vets that continue to support its defense.
Fuck all fake vets like Ashli Babbitt that defected and any that continue to defile it.
Thank the real vets that continue to support its defense.
Fuck all fake vets like Ashli Babbitt that defected and any that continue to defile it.
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The American Constitution is worth supporting and defending. Period.
Thank the real vets that continue to support its defense.
Fuck all fake vets like Ashli Babbitt that defected and any that continue to defile it.
Thank the real vets that continue to support its defense.
Fuck all fake vets like Ashli Babbitt that defected and any that continue to defile it.
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Today is Veteran’s Day. We honor those that have served our country. 🇺🇸
Did you know: Veteran’s Day is on November 11th because it marks the armistice signed between the Allies of WW1 & Germany, which took effect at 11:00 am: the "eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month" of 1918
Did you know: Veteran’s Day is on November 11th because it marks the armistice signed between the Allies of WW1 & Germany, which took effect at 11:00 am: the "eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month" of 1918
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Today is Veteran’s Day. We honor those that have served our country. 🇺🇸
Did you know: Veteran’s Day is on November 11th because it marks the armistice signed between the Allies of WW1 & Germany, which took effect at 11:00 am: the "eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month" of 1918
Did you know: Veteran’s Day is on November 11th because it marks the armistice signed between the Allies of WW1 & Germany, which took effect at 11:00 am: the "eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month" of 1918
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We really need a constitutional amendment to limit presidential pardon power even if it is only possible to pass it after Trump’s term. The founders obviously never envisioned any president using it this brazenly and corruptly while remaining impervious to impeachment.
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
We really need a constitutional amendment to limit presidential pardon power even if it is only possible to pass it after Trump’s term. The founders obviously never envisioned any president using it this brazenly and corruptly while remaining impervious to impeachment.
I'm voting like I'm ready for yam tits and his cabinet to be jailed.
November 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'm voting like I'm ready for yam tits and his cabinet to be jailed.
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I didn't see this until this morning 😂🔥🫳
🎤
What a f'ing embarrassment this regime is.
Mike Waltz United States Ambassador to the United Nations
cut off in middle of UN speech: ‘This is the UN General Assembly, it is not a Signal chat’
🎤
What a f'ing embarrassment this regime is.
Mike Waltz United States Ambassador to the United Nations
cut off in middle of UN speech: ‘This is the UN General Assembly, it is not a Signal chat’
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I didn't see this until this morning 😂🔥🫳
🎤
What a f'ing embarrassment this regime is.
Mike Waltz United States Ambassador to the United Nations
cut off in middle of UN speech: ‘This is the UN General Assembly, it is not a Signal chat’
🎤
What a f'ing embarrassment this regime is.
Mike Waltz United States Ambassador to the United Nations
cut off in middle of UN speech: ‘This is the UN General Assembly, it is not a Signal chat’
Pythagorean theorem for the win!
October 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pythagorean theorem for the win!
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I contend we are both atheists; I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
~ Stephen F Roberts
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
~ Stephen F Roberts
October 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I contend we are both atheists; I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
~ Stephen F Roberts
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
~ Stephen F Roberts
Trader Joe's Habanero Ghost Pepper Salsa has been an incredible find. If you don't have the time or skill to make your own, this is probably the best store-bought salsa I've ever had. For people that enjoy flavorful spicy foods, I highly recommend it.
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Trader Joe's Habanero Ghost Pepper Salsa has been an incredible find. If you don't have the time or skill to make your own, this is probably the best store-bought salsa I've ever had. For people that enjoy flavorful spicy foods, I highly recommend it.
Religion is the trojan horse authoritarians like white supremacists use to infiltrate governments and seize power.
As long as America can still assemble peacefully in protest, openly speak the truth, and have our votes count, we will fix this.
#SeparateChurchAndState
#NoKings
#VotingMatters
As long as America can still assemble peacefully in protest, openly speak the truth, and have our votes count, we will fix this.
#SeparateChurchAndState
#NoKings
#VotingMatters
October 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Religion is the trojan horse authoritarians like white supremacists use to infiltrate governments and seize power.
As long as America can still assemble peacefully in protest, openly speak the truth, and have our votes count, we will fix this.
#SeparateChurchAndState
#NoKings
#VotingMatters
As long as America can still assemble peacefully in protest, openly speak the truth, and have our votes count, we will fix this.
#SeparateChurchAndState
#NoKings
#VotingMatters
Really enjoyed my first No Kings rally. Appreciated all the legislative petitions offered to fix Missouri's broken government too.
October 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Really enjoyed my first No Kings rally. Appreciated all the legislative petitions offered to fix Missouri's broken government too.
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I am sounding the alarm that the GOP is engaged in an all out attack voting rights and free and fair elections. Voter suppression, gerrymandering, and troops in blue cities are just some of the ways they are using to try to rig the rules to keep power in 2026 and beyond.
Pay attention and act!
Pay attention and act!
October 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I am sounding the alarm that the GOP is engaged in an all out attack voting rights and free and fair elections. Voter suppression, gerrymandering, and troops in blue cities are just some of the ways they are using to try to rig the rules to keep power in 2026 and beyond.
Pay attention and act!
Pay attention and act!
Humans don't need religion to be good people. We're born with everything we need.
#SeparateChurchAndState
#SeparateChurchAndState
October 14, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Humans don't need religion to be good people. We're born with everything we need.
#SeparateChurchAndState
#SeparateChurchAndState
Fictional characters are used to explain difficult questions before science discovers the truth:
Santa
Easter Bunny
Tooth Fairy
Cupid
Boogey Man
Jesus
Noah
Mother Nature
Zeus
Allah
Odin
God
Know facts. Discover truth. Question everything, always.
#StopLyingToKids
#ReligionIsMythology
#ScienceFTW
Santa
Easter Bunny
Tooth Fairy
Cupid
Boogey Man
Jesus
Noah
Mother Nature
Zeus
Allah
Odin
God
Know facts. Discover truth. Question everything, always.
#StopLyingToKids
#ReligionIsMythology
#ScienceFTW
October 14, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Fictional characters are used to explain difficult questions before science discovers the truth:
Santa
Easter Bunny
Tooth Fairy
Cupid
Boogey Man
Jesus
Noah
Mother Nature
Zeus
Allah
Odin
God
Know facts. Discover truth. Question everything, always.
#StopLyingToKids
#ReligionIsMythology
#ScienceFTW
Santa
Easter Bunny
Tooth Fairy
Cupid
Boogey Man
Jesus
Noah
Mother Nature
Zeus
Allah
Odin
God
Know facts. Discover truth. Question everything, always.
#StopLyingToKids
#ReligionIsMythology
#ScienceFTW
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This opening band is 🔥🤘🔥
Pink Fuzz from Denver.
Pink Fuzz from Denver.
October 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This opening band is 🔥🤘🔥
Pink Fuzz from Denver.
Pink Fuzz from Denver.
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BOOM 🔥:
Judge Immergut issues a second Temporary Restraining Order prohibiting the relocation, federalization, or deployment of ANY NATIONAL GUARD FROM ANY STATE into the state of Oregon.
Judge Immergut issues a second Temporary Restraining Order prohibiting the relocation, federalization, or deployment of ANY NATIONAL GUARD FROM ANY STATE into the state of Oregon.
October 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
BOOM 🔥:
Judge Immergut issues a second Temporary Restraining Order prohibiting the relocation, federalization, or deployment of ANY NATIONAL GUARD FROM ANY STATE into the state of Oregon.
Judge Immergut issues a second Temporary Restraining Order prohibiting the relocation, federalization, or deployment of ANY NATIONAL GUARD FROM ANY STATE into the state of Oregon.
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Kansas could soon follow the path of our neighbors in Missouri and redraw Congressional maps.
Get more info and sign the petition against redrawing maps here:
www.ksfairmaps.org
Get more info and sign the petition against redrawing maps here:
www.ksfairmaps.org
KS Fair Maps
The KS Fair Maps Coalition is a nonpartisan grassroots education and engagement effort by organizations and individuals who want to see an equitable redistricting process.
www.ksfairmaps.org
October 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Kansas could soon follow the path of our neighbors in Missouri and redraw Congressional maps.
Get more info and sign the petition against redrawing maps here:
www.ksfairmaps.org
Get more info and sign the petition against redrawing maps here:
www.ksfairmaps.org