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Cryptex
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20, He/Him, bark, woof, etc.
Microdosing my bug chasing by not getting a flu shot
March 16, 2024 at 6:32 AM
dawg in the streets, dog in the sheets
December 8, 2023 at 7:52 AM
conversion therapy to make you asexual (it’s just SSRIs)
November 28, 2023 at 6:24 AM
where the 3 at
November 28, 2023 at 6:19 AM
!foryou
November 28, 2023 at 6:18 AM
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hi, nice to meet you, sorry
November 28, 2023 at 5:35 AM
They call me the ship of Theseus the way I’m not sure if I’m me anymore
November 26, 2023 at 5:18 AM
you ever look back at pictures from middle school and be like “damn no wonder I was bullied”
November 25, 2023 at 8:41 PM
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November 24, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Had to put down my dog because their Instagram never blew up smh
November 24, 2023 at 8:05 PM
You guys should be sleep maxxing. I’m so dream-pilled and drowsy core getting my 8 hours of sleep every night
November 22, 2023 at 9:23 PM
I love poorly timed blackouts
November 11, 2023 at 6:55 AM
They should call my cum Buckley’s because it tastes awful but it works
November 8, 2023 at 11:29 PM
I am Sisyphus and my boulder is getting recurring sore throats
November 1, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Hormone? You mean what I did to your mom last night?
October 26, 2023 at 6:18 PM
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Yes!!!!!!
sam handwich
October 24, 2023 at 7:05 AM
getting locked in a hot car is just species affirming care
October 24, 2023 at 6:22 PM
⚠️trade deal⚠️
i receive: a kiss
you receive: a kiss
October 24, 2023 at 6:16 PM
sam handwich
October 24, 2023 at 6:32 AM
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Chew glass
October 24, 2023 at 6:24 AM
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Two buds snuggling up to eachother
October 14, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Man I REALLY wish there was a built-in windows shortcut to open LinkedIn in my browser easily…
October 15, 2023 at 1:42 AM
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I don't understand werewolf tf. i want you to be a wolf all of the time not just some of the time
Smh
October 13, 2023 at 2:53 PM
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beautiful rigby
October 12, 2023 at 1:29 AM
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day 5:
7" diameter
16" length
25 minutes to insert
October 12, 2023 at 2:04 AM