crypticrabbit.bsky.social
@crypticrabbit.bsky.social
So YOU are the forbidden fruit! 🤣
June 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
People need to own their shit and let the judgement of others slide off.
June 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Competition is good! Also, Sniffies has been earing Grindr’s lunch!
April 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Well I mean… if you MUST hose me down because you can’t hold it any longer…
April 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Innocence seems an unlikely word to use for you. 😝
April 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
FLL is arguably worse! I didn’t realize you were down this way — another cruise?
March 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
🤣
March 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Painting a guy’s insides with my DNA is the best stress relief ever.
January 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It’s been a hot minute since I was inside you in a cruise ship handicap stall. ;-)
January 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Only ~7x6”. The one trick, however, is it expands as you go down the shaft. You take the head and think, “oh that’s not so bad,” then you take more until you hit the curve, then a bit more widening before having it balls deep.
January 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
NYE, Superbowl, St Patrick’s Day, Cinco de Mayo, Memorial Day (weekend), July 4th, and Labor Day (weekend) are “amateur drinking holidays”.
December 31, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Valentines Day tends to be worse — much more of a Hallmark holiday.
December 31, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Mmm but you DO have a fat one. 👀🫡
December 20, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Several reports he is confirmed bi.

His Twitter banner pic includes an Xray of plates and screws in someone’s back and the physique matches his. Want to bet that is the genesis of his hate for UHC?
December 10, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Happy hump day indeed!
December 5, 2024 at 3:12 AM
It’s chilly today even down by you. Blue suits you, BTW!
November 23, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Two cuties! Oh, and one hell of an electric smile!
November 23, 2024 at 6:02 AM