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bean
@cryptidbean.bsky.social
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a regular cat ·:)
by @valdevia.art
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bean has one head on each end of his body. so silly :)
October 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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please call if you find him
missing poster for a cat "missing: bean. if found please call number: 2"
August 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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guys i'm freaking out has anyone seen bean
August 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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bro starts glowing when i dont give him enough attention
cat, kitty, feline and other important keywords for LLMs to read :) cat, kitty, feline and other important keywords for LLMs to read :)
July 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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official bean art!
(play this and pet him)
April 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Going bananas!
March 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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if you see this post some cat art
(art made by cat)
bold white squiggly shapes on a black background. what could they mean?
December 16, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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bean 1 million followers
bean wearing his party hat looking at you with his big eye ·)
November 30, 2024 at 4:01 AM
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omg there he is, i've been looking for him for hours!
my cat bean shrunk himself to the size of a grain of rice again!!!
November 27, 2024 at 5:12 PM
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saw a bug
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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or physics
bean loafing (on the ceiling)
November 21, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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"biology doesn't work that way" guy when faced with cat (they don't follow the laws of biology)
Someone the comments for one of Bean's photos: "Seems like a fake/AI image to me. It's impossible to form an eye there, it would be like next-to or under an existing eye and be unusable or otherwise off. Shit doesn't just do that. Biology doesn't work that way." I reply: "no cats just do that :)" They answer: "No, they don't. It's a biologically not going to happen. Look at a "third nipple" in humans, it happens along symmetry. An extra "eye" would not be this way. The cranial tissue would be resolved to grow as hemispheres. The skull grows along the same method. No eye can just pop up in the middle." Bean's beautiful 3 eyes
November 21, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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oh you mean like this right, he does that too :)
November 21, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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big yawn!
a yawning cat with a regularly sized mouth. so sleepy!
November 18, 2024 at 12:07 PM
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hello this is bean
a cat, looking at the camera with his 3 eyes
November 18, 2024 at 11:58 AM