ha, classic! may they last forever. i've been told that maternity leggings might be better but haven't tested that theory yet

omg please share if you find any, i always have to stretch out/break the elastic and even then they're often too tight for this hot girl disease (ibs) sufferer

omg this feels like one of those rare moments when life actually does tell you what genre movie you're in

um excuse me, i didn't realize i was talking to dr!!! if ever you're intrigued by a postdoc in "i have a girlfriend, she just lives in canada," applications are currently open 😉💕

goose!! what a good name, please give him scritches for me. i have a grey bearded pal named gloria :)

awww it's so nice to meet you! 🖤 i thought your new apartment selfie was very cute and then clicked through and immediately vibed hard too ☺️ i was was like oh!! cute and cool!! and a yearning gay! with an adorable dog! haha

this too shall pass i guess lol. hope your landlord is less of a scumbag and the big job goes well!

lol i had a slightly different variation of the same today. landlord's handyman came over, looked around, cursed under his breath in french, and said, "this is a big job but i know this guy, he's not gonna want to do it. he's got quite a few buildings you know" with a pained look of solidarity

this is gorgeous!

*andre braugher voice* oh, oh nooooo