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anna raven 🔻
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short king advice: being yoked makes short kings look shorter somehow. if that's something you care about, something to consider
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
besides not being able to spell gospel, Broadway, or exercise, the man's "excercise" playlist is a tiesto power hour followed by hip hop interspersed with Christmas music
open.spotify.com/playlist/26V...
excercise
open.spotify.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
the halftime show they played after 9/11 is like one long fever dream
September 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
yeah ok that would work on me damn
September 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
your sorcery won't work on me, foul witch, for i am no hoe
September 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
aster you are scaring the hoes
September 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
they were still working out how to make an assault rifle. it took a whole 8 iterations between that and the ar-15, of course there's gonna be differences.
September 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
to me it looked like he threw the rifle wrapped up in something into the gutter on the building, then tossed it down to the ground while hanging from the gutter. he's running away with two things in his hands, at least.
September 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
ohhh i just watched the footage without the context before, thanks
September 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
it seems more likely that he's limping because he just jumped off a building
September 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
felt so sweet when stavvy shut down the trans slurring and ignorance immediately
September 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
man on the floor getting a crazy dicking down

back walls blasted

handsfree multiple times
September 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
answer my questions, oh cybersmith
September 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
is uncaged transfemmes blocking you really one of your greatest political concerns? would it be better if they were caged?

as always you confound me
September 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
it's mock headlines of wwn, a parody of national enquirer type publications
September 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
damn I'd get this tatted
September 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM