Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage)
@cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social
They/them transfag. 31. spicy, crispy, &- wait, who are you again
oh, ur having an anxiety attack??? prove it. name 5 things you can see, 4 things you can hear, 3 things you can smell-
December 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
oh, ur having an anxiety attack??? prove it. name 5 things you can see, 4 things you can hear, 3 things you can smell-
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poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️🔥🏳️⚧️
March 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️🔥🏳️⚧️
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
Might fuck around and be a hot dog for Halloween next year. And not just any hot dog: a bunless, toppings-less hot dog. I would be a Weiner, pure, simple, unerring, sublime and revolting in its deviance from a stated norm.
... And also wear some sick fucking tennis shoes with it
... And also wear some sick fucking tennis shoes with it
December 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Might fuck around and be a hot dog for Halloween next year. And not just any hot dog: a bunless, toppings-less hot dog. I would be a Weiner, pure, simple, unerring, sublime and revolting in its deviance from a stated norm.
... And also wear some sick fucking tennis shoes with it
... And also wear some sick fucking tennis shoes with it
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I will watch a gorgeous film tonight… and remind myself that it’s all possible….
December 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I will watch a gorgeous film tonight… and remind myself that it’s all possible….
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‘You don’t even have to learn to express your humanity, desire, point of view, your pain, your love. You can just get a fleet of machines to do 30 obviously meritless facsimiles off of the stolen average of the stolen average’
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS IS ABOUT
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS IS ABOUT
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
‘You don’t even have to learn to express your humanity, desire, point of view, your pain, your love. You can just get a fleet of machines to do 30 obviously meritless facsimiles off of the stolen average of the stolen average’
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS IS ABOUT
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS IS ABOUT
I'm just tryna see all my friends' and community members' silly little streams of consciousness
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm just tryna see all my friends' and community members' silly little streams of consciousness
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How to Turn Off AI Tools Like Gemini, Apple Intelligence, Copilot, and More - Consumer Reports
AI features are crowding into Google search, Gmail, iPhones, Windows laptops, and other products. If you're suffering from AI overload, these settings can help.
www.consumerreports.org
October 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections
October 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections
IN OTHER NEWS:
I GOT TICKETS TO SEE MCR WITH MY FRIEND IN MINNEAPOLIS NEXT YEAR, I AM *OVER THE MOON*
I GOT TICKETS TO SEE MCR WITH MY FRIEND IN MINNEAPOLIS NEXT YEAR, I AM *OVER THE MOON*
September 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
IN OTHER NEWS:
I GOT TICKETS TO SEE MCR WITH MY FRIEND IN MINNEAPOLIS NEXT YEAR, I AM *OVER THE MOON*
I GOT TICKETS TO SEE MCR WITH MY FRIEND IN MINNEAPOLIS NEXT YEAR, I AM *OVER THE MOON*
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having any medical concern in america feels like "i can't afford this" regardless of severity
September 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
having any medical concern in america feels like "i can't afford this" regardless of severity
"trans ideology" just say you're scared of people who want to live as their most authentic selves, you spineless little scab.
September 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"trans ideology" just say you're scared of people who want to live as their most authentic selves, you spineless little scab.
I just learned... that each generation of tamagotchis have specific lore.
August 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I just learned... that each generation of tamagotchis have specific lore.
motion sickness KING over here (got woozy multiple times while driving, whaddup)
July 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
motion sickness KING over here (got woozy multiple times while driving, whaddup)
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giant robot fighting is like sex
June 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
giant robot fighting is like sex
"He looks like I hate him 😒" - loml, Parker Reed, delivering the bangers
June 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
"He looks like I hate him 😒" - loml, Parker Reed, delivering the bangers
let's get... dysfunky up in heeeeeere. 🕺🪩😵💫
June 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
let's get... dysfunky up in heeeeeere. 🕺🪩😵💫
in other news: finished my homework more than an hour before midnight for a change
June 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
in other news: finished my homework more than an hour before midnight for a change
am I about to sad vaguepost??? idk, is water wet????? duh
June 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
am I about to sad vaguepost??? idk, is water wet????? duh
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one thing about me??? hates AI with a fiery passion and would like it to stop being a part of my daily experience ESPECIALLY IN GRAD SCHOOL
February 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
one thing about me??? hates AI with a fiery passion and would like it to stop being a part of my daily experience ESPECIALLY IN GRAD SCHOOL
build-a-bear should have an adult offshoot franchise that helps me build-a-routine (and then gives me a tiny stuffed critter at the end as a reward)
May 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
build-a-bear should have an adult offshoot franchise that helps me build-a-routine (and then gives me a tiny stuffed critter at the end as a reward)
post-semester sludge spell has been cast, if you need me, I'll be a paste on the floor until further notice
May 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
post-semester sludge spell has been cast, if you need me, I'll be a paste on the floor until further notice
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FRIDAY
ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND FROM ME, FUCK YOU BAKER.
ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND FROM ME, FUCK YOU BAKER.
May 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
FRIDAY
ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND FROM ME, FUCK YOU BAKER.
ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND FROM ME, FUCK YOU BAKER.