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@cryptrocket.bsky.social
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Slacker. Veteran. Cat Butler. (He/him) 🫘

Tacos are my favorite food group.

Boring AF but with a potty mouth so follow at your own risk.
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cryptrocket.bsky.social
Can't fool me, this is from the Butthole Surfers - Piouhgd album
The back side of the Butthole Surfers album Piouhgd. On the left side are four portraits with distorted faces. Right side top are the four people in a group shot with distorted bodies. Below that is a track listing for Piouhgd: Side 1 Revolution part 1 Revolution part 2 Lonesome Bulldog Lonesome Bulldog II The Hurdy Gurdy Man Golden Showers Lonesome Bulldog III Side 2 Blind man No, I Ironman Something p.s.y. Lonesome Bulldog IV
December 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
#photo without context, with #allttext
A weathered paper sign taped to a box attached to a street light. There is a human finger holding a torn bit of the sign in place, so it can be read. There is a QR code in the upper left. Top center "The church of the worm" A giant blue dot takes most of the space. In the blue dot, "remove your limbs! today!" Below the blue dot, "and ascend with us. Relinquish your corporeal form and acquire true enlightenment"
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
Potato wants to know if you got treats.
A fluffy white and tan cat looking up intently.
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
Three different spider men. Rash one is pointing at the other two.
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
#nocontext with #alttext photo
A flier taped to a poll. Lost worm alert Monetary and spiritual reward (Picture of a multi leg and spikey worm) My worm has been missing since the dawn of the anthropocene. Please help me locate him. Responds to (damaged letters)athoth'shhh. Note that he is toxic and radioactive. Please limit physical contact if possible. Where am I? What is going on? Who are you? My name is Q. Lump Esq. (Picture of mid age male with short dark hair) Help me locate my worm Report all sightings (QR Code)
November 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
#nocontext with #alttext
Also #cat
A white and tan cat, curled up and sleeping in a blue chair, covered in a white blanket. Her eyes are shut and her back right leg is sticking up and out. You can see her tufted paws.
November 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
I remember earlier times on Blue Sky... Hog on main, lots of mutual aid, posting books/art/movies daily.

How about a #nocontext with #alttext photo challenge?

Post a photo that you took, no downloads, no memes, no context. Be sure to include alt text, describe the photo without context.
A flooded intersection. There is a flowering bush in the left foreground. Mid ground right, there is an orange electric scooter parked in the water by a fire hydrant and a tree. In the background are 3 cars parked in the flooded street. There is a firefighter standing close to the closest parked car. His back is turned to the car and he is looking away from the car and down the street. The car is on fire.
October 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
A text exchange "Looks painful." "I am so out of shape"
October 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
John Prine
John Prine sitting on a hay bale. He is wearing blue jeans and a blue shirt. The sleeves are rolled up to his elbows. A guitar is propped against the hay on the left.
October 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Awesome #nokings dino at Union Station in #DC
A person in a golf dinosaur inflatable suit beside a person holding a sign that says " Crypto bribes for him , snam and Medicaid cuts for you"
October 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
Depending on how you want to define him, Woody was OG Antifa back in the 40's... Even if we call him folk, he had a wide country streak in him.
A black and white photo of Woody Guthrie. He has a bowler hat on cocked back. Someone kept hair coming out from under it. Very serious look on his face. Long sleeve buttoned down straight shirt. He's playing a black guitar that's got a sticker on it that says this machine kills fascists.
October 7, 2025 at 10:04 AM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
Positive contact!

#Deltron3030 killed it in DC yesterday night (late afternoon).

They got a few dates left on the tour. Treat yourself and go. Don't miss this show.

@delhiero.bsky.social @kidkoala.bsky.social
Del the Funky Homosapien on stage. He is wearing jeans and a long shirt and is holding is mic to his mouth with his right hand. Off to the left is Dan The Automator playing one of his drum machines. Deltron 3030 on stage. On the right is Kid Koala on turntables, Del on the mic in the middle, Dan the Automator on the left on drum machines.
October 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
May (2002)
But a movie poster for the film. May. The starring character is prominently featured. She has long dark hair makeup that makes her eyes look sunken in and vivid red lipstick. There is a Halo of scissors surrounding her head.
September 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
Super niche but

Bokeem Woodbine as Mike Milligan in Fargo
A split image from a scene in the TV show Fargo. The top image has a Caucasian male presenting person in a green turtle neck, with brown hair standing in front of a Nazi eagle flag. There is a quote "uh ... It's America brother. We don't do kings". The bottom image is Bokeen Woodbien's character Mike Milligan responding. He is in a brown suit with a string tie. There is a quote " oh. We do. We do. We just call them something else."
September 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
Since Oddworld was taken... Unravel
Two animated plushies made out of string. They are connected by knotted string. The blue one is on the right. The blue one has two horns and is rappelling down a hill using the connected string. The left one is red and has three horns. The left one is holding the string for the right one.
September 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
Kabob

Likes: naps, Cheetos, quiet, sleeping in my lap

Dislikes: noise, motion, other people, dogs, other cats, the vacuum, pots, pans, cooking sounds, alarms, cars, nail trimmers, the box, the vet, the outside, the basement, the 2nd floor, music, tv, bananas
A tortoise shell cat. She is sitting up looking very distrustful at me.
August 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
Ron Pearlman's finest movie... The Ice Pirates
Movie poster for "The Ice Pirates" It is a montage of images. Prominent and center are 3 people standing with a giant moon in the back ground. The guy in the center has a flashing gun, the guy on the left is holding a sword, the lady on the right is just there. In a circle to the right are two aliens. Below them is an alien being chased by two people being chased by a dystopian desert tractor.
August 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
Same energy!
Tom Morello holding his iconic blue "Arm the Homeless" guitar. He is wearing a gray baseball hat, a gray short sleeve work shirt his right arm is in the air his left hand on the fret board.
August 15, 2025 at 9:33 AM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
I find no fault with the idea that Eldritch horrors are hyping sports ball teams.

May I present Exhibit P.
The Philly Phanatic. A green furry monster with a baseball jersey on. Looks like HP Lovecraft shat out a hype man for a sports team.
August 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
Since Charlize Theron got a mention already... Michelle Yeoh. Everything I have seen her in I have totally enjoyed.
Michelle Yeoh. She has long brown hair, worn down, and is smiling. She is wearing a white shirt, and a dangling earring is visible from the left ear.
August 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
Kabob looking all serious.
A tortie cat sitting on a white rug.
August 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
Awwww shit...
George Bush standing behind a lectern on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier. Giving a thumbs up behind him is a banner that says mission accomplished
July 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Félix "Mountain Time" Bautista sealed the deal. O's 3 - Mets 1

#orioles
Orioles closing pitcher, Félix Bautista, standing on the mound, getting ready to pitch.
July 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
cryptrocket.bsky.social
This is about what I would expect considering that this was a thing...
J6 rioter and insurrectionist wearing a Camp Auschwitz hoody.
July 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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What is your favorite flavor of pickle and why is it bread and butter?

#pickles
#breadandbutter
Jars of bread and butter pickles sitting on a kitchen towel against a brown backsplash. They a cooling after having come out of a hot water bath.
July 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM