Crystal D Smith - Yotei Hotei
@crystaldsmith.bsky.social
Sith Lord Darth Smitheous - Videogame Junky, People Enjoyer, Fun Haver, Animal Lover, Adorkable
TGJS Audio : https://anchor.fm/crystal-d-smith
TGJS Audio : https://anchor.fm/crystal-d-smith
The drip in this game goes so fucking hard
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The drip in this game goes so fucking hard
Oh, look at the time.
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Oh, look at the time.
Ladies, I'm offering great rates on holiday rental lesbian services.
Need to convince your mom you found love?
Want to piss off homophobic Uncle Charlie?
Need a date for your cousin's holiday wedding?
Want to make your ex-boyfriend jealous?
Serious inquiries only
Need to convince your mom you found love?
Want to piss off homophobic Uncle Charlie?
Need a date for your cousin's holiday wedding?
Want to make your ex-boyfriend jealous?
Serious inquiries only
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ladies, I'm offering great rates on holiday rental lesbian services.
Need to convince your mom you found love?
Want to piss off homophobic Uncle Charlie?
Need a date for your cousin's holiday wedding?
Want to make your ex-boyfriend jealous?
Serious inquiries only
Need to convince your mom you found love?
Want to piss off homophobic Uncle Charlie?
Need a date for your cousin's holiday wedding?
Want to make your ex-boyfriend jealous?
Serious inquiries only
Coldplay is at it again
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Coldplay is at it again
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Happiest of birthdays to my brother from another mother. Mr Jonathon Oatmeal Hotdog Ass Esquire PhD Fart Fucker.
And for the record, he CAN do flips.
Happy birthday, homie. Love your fucking face. May you enjoy endless Dr. Pepper.
@hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz
And for the record, he CAN do flips.
Happy birthday, homie. Love your fucking face. May you enjoy endless Dr. Pepper.
@hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Happiest of birthdays to my brother from another mother. Mr Jonathon Oatmeal Hotdog Ass Esquire PhD Fart Fucker.
And for the record, he CAN do flips.
Happy birthday, homie. Love your fucking face. May you enjoy endless Dr. Pepper.
@hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz
And for the record, he CAN do flips.
Happy birthday, homie. Love your fucking face. May you enjoy endless Dr. Pepper.
@hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz
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November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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FINALLY!!!!!
About to make me some hoe pasta
About to make me some hoe pasta
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
FINALLY!!!!!
About to make me some hoe pasta
About to make me some hoe pasta
Y'all like my new shirt?
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Y'all like my new shirt?
Happiest of Happy Birthdays to my darling @fernyfern.bsky.social
Such a beautiful soul, inside and out. Funny as hell, too.
May your day be filled with love, laughter, and succulents.
Your little gay petal hopes you have the greatest day.
🎉💙🫂
Such a beautiful soul, inside and out. Funny as hell, too.
May your day be filled with love, laughter, and succulents.
Your little gay petal hopes you have the greatest day.
🎉💙🫂
November 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Happiest of Happy Birthdays to my darling @fernyfern.bsky.social
Such a beautiful soul, inside and out. Funny as hell, too.
May your day be filled with love, laughter, and succulents.
Your little gay petal hopes you have the greatest day.
🎉💙🫂
Such a beautiful soul, inside and out. Funny as hell, too.
May your day be filled with love, laughter, and succulents.
Your little gay petal hopes you have the greatest day.
🎉💙🫂
Happy birthday to the amazing and talented Gordon Goldenlocks @gamedadvii.bsky.social
A real homie whose radiance lights up an entire lobby.
Love you, my dude. Happiest of Birthdays.
A real homie whose radiance lights up an entire lobby.
Love you, my dude. Happiest of Birthdays.
October 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Happy birthday to the amazing and talented Gordon Goldenlocks @gamedadvii.bsky.social
A real homie whose radiance lights up an entire lobby.
Love you, my dude. Happiest of Birthdays.
A real homie whose radiance lights up an entire lobby.
Love you, my dude. Happiest of Birthdays.
I wanted to introduce my The Outer Worlds 2 character.
This is Shirley. Shirley Gay.
A suave, smooth talking roustabout. She's witty, charismatic and great with a pistol.
Her hobbies include Lockpicking, Exploring, Scissoring, and Tactical Time Dilating.
This is Shirley. Shirley Gay.
A suave, smooth talking roustabout. She's witty, charismatic and great with a pistol.
Her hobbies include Lockpicking, Exploring, Scissoring, and Tactical Time Dilating.
October 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I wanted to introduce my The Outer Worlds 2 character.
This is Shirley. Shirley Gay.
A suave, smooth talking roustabout. She's witty, charismatic and great with a pistol.
Her hobbies include Lockpicking, Exploring, Scissoring, and Tactical Time Dilating.
This is Shirley. Shirley Gay.
A suave, smooth talking roustabout. She's witty, charismatic and great with a pistol.
Her hobbies include Lockpicking, Exploring, Scissoring, and Tactical Time Dilating.
A huge happy birthday to my little Rizzler brother from another mother @chronogam3r.bsky.social
I love you little homie; and I cherish all the hilarious gaming adventures we've shared along the way.
I love you little homie; and I cherish all the hilarious gaming adventures we've shared along the way.
October 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
A huge happy birthday to my little Rizzler brother from another mother @chronogam3r.bsky.social
I love you little homie; and I cherish all the hilarious gaming adventures we've shared along the way.
I love you little homie; and I cherish all the hilarious gaming adventures we've shared along the way.
Freaking Sony cancelled most of their US tour.
They aren't automatically issuing refunds.
The original site where refunds could be requested has already been taken down.
More shade than the Amazon Rainforest
They aren't automatically issuing refunds.
The original site where refunds could be requested has already been taken down.
More shade than the Amazon Rainforest
October 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Freaking Sony cancelled most of their US tour.
They aren't automatically issuing refunds.
The original site where refunds could be requested has already been taken down.
More shade than the Amazon Rainforest
They aren't automatically issuing refunds.
The original site where refunds could be requested has already been taken down.
More shade than the Amazon Rainforest
I'm envious of those who enjoy colder weather this time of year.
Florida still has swamp ass weather.
I'll rate it 7 out of 10 Humidities.
Florida still has swamp ass weather.
I'll rate it 7 out of 10 Humidities.
October 28, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I'm envious of those who enjoy colder weather this time of year.
Florida still has swamp ass weather.
I'll rate it 7 out of 10 Humidities.
Florida still has swamp ass weather.
I'll rate it 7 out of 10 Humidities.
Out of curiosity, would any of you try any of these items?
October 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Out of curiosity, would any of you try any of these items?
Shit like this is one of the many reasons gaming is so goated.
October 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Shit like this is one of the many reasons gaming is so goated.
There's nothing wrong with being gay, either.
It's not a big deal. Love is love, and we can't control who we are attracted to.
Just don't be a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, hateful bitch ass closet case who hates the world because you are too afraid to admit that you hate yourself.
It's not a big deal. Love is love, and we can't control who we are attracted to.
Just don't be a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, hateful bitch ass closet case who hates the world because you are too afraid to admit that you hate yourself.
October 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
There's nothing wrong with being gay, either.
It's not a big deal. Love is love, and we can't control who we are attracted to.
Just don't be a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, hateful bitch ass closet case who hates the world because you are too afraid to admit that you hate yourself.
It's not a big deal. Love is love, and we can't control who we are attracted to.
Just don't be a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, hateful bitch ass closet case who hates the world because you are too afraid to admit that you hate yourself.
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin.
It's not a big deal, honestly.
Just don't be a miserable wanker twat waffle fuck stick, ya cockwomble.
It's not a big deal, honestly.
Just don't be a miserable wanker twat waffle fuck stick, ya cockwomble.
October 15, 2025 at 12:13 PM
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin.
It's not a big deal, honestly.
Just don't be a miserable wanker twat waffle fuck stick, ya cockwomble.
It's not a big deal, honestly.
Just don't be a miserable wanker twat waffle fuck stick, ya cockwomble.
"and I told her this was six inches"
October 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"and I told her this was six inches"
What's a video game that was released the year you were born?
I was born the year this banger came out.
I was born the year this banger came out.
September 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
What's a video game that was released the year you were born?
I was born the year this banger came out.
I was born the year this banger came out.
This shit cracked me up 😭
September 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This shit cracked me up 😭
IDK who made this ridiculous and hilarious edit, but this is the person who posted it on Reddit
September 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
IDK who made this ridiculous and hilarious edit, but this is the person who posted it on Reddit