heather
@crystalscoda.bsky.social
20. trans woman. 97 aprove. an independent voice of reason. ask me about my Bluey Hitchcock AU <3
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heather
@crystalscoda.bsky.social
· Mar 17
Pregaming my Alfred Hitchcock with a little bit of Bluey!
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ibs didnt stop for fred durst christmas
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
ibs didnt stop for fred durst christmas
sans. Has. No. Glowing. Sword. Ok?.
December 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
sans. Has. No. Glowing. Sword. Ok?.
ITS LIKE A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i say as the Sinister Blood seeps from all pores
December 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
ITS LIKE A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i say as the Sinister Blood seeps from all pores
#JayvikBirdFluWeek
DAY 1 - Contraction of the Illness
DAY 2 - First Symptoms Sorrow
DAY 3 - Testing for the Horrible Infection
DAY 4 - Calling Sick From Work (NSFW)
DAY 5 - Herd Immunity Experiments
DAY 6 - Superspreader Incident
DAY 7 - Swine Flu Developments (Force-Flu)
DAY 1 - Contraction of the Illness
DAY 2 - First Symptoms Sorrow
DAY 3 - Testing for the Horrible Infection
DAY 4 - Calling Sick From Work (NSFW)
DAY 5 - Herd Immunity Experiments
DAY 6 - Superspreader Incident
DAY 7 - Swine Flu Developments (Force-Flu)
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
#JayvikBirdFluWeek
DAY 1 - Contraction of the Illness
DAY 2 - First Symptoms Sorrow
DAY 3 - Testing for the Horrible Infection
DAY 4 - Calling Sick From Work (NSFW)
DAY 5 - Herd Immunity Experiments
DAY 6 - Superspreader Incident
DAY 7 - Swine Flu Developments (Force-Flu)
DAY 1 - Contraction of the Illness
DAY 2 - First Symptoms Sorrow
DAY 3 - Testing for the Horrible Infection
DAY 4 - Calling Sick From Work (NSFW)
DAY 5 - Herd Immunity Experiments
DAY 6 - Superspreader Incident
DAY 7 - Swine Flu Developments (Force-Flu)
#JayvikQuakerWeek
DAY 1 - Oats
DAY 2 - Crunchberries
DAY 3 - Teetotalling
DAY 4 - Conscienscious Objection
DAY 5 - Sitting In The Living Room Watching The TV On Mute
DAY 6 - The Quaker Pit
DAY 7 - Jayce Takes Advil
Post architect = @michaelsandwich.bsky.social (Head of JAYVIK QUAKER FANDOM)
DAY 1 - Oats
DAY 2 - Crunchberries
DAY 3 - Teetotalling
DAY 4 - Conscienscious Objection
DAY 5 - Sitting In The Living Room Watching The TV On Mute
DAY 6 - The Quaker Pit
DAY 7 - Jayce Takes Advil
Post architect = @michaelsandwich.bsky.social (Head of JAYVIK QUAKER FANDOM)
December 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
#JayvikQuakerWeek
DAY 1 - Oats
DAY 2 - Crunchberries
DAY 3 - Teetotalling
DAY 4 - Conscienscious Objection
DAY 5 - Sitting In The Living Room Watching The TV On Mute
DAY 6 - The Quaker Pit
DAY 7 - Jayce Takes Advil
Post architect = @michaelsandwich.bsky.social (Head of JAYVIK QUAKER FANDOM)
DAY 1 - Oats
DAY 2 - Crunchberries
DAY 3 - Teetotalling
DAY 4 - Conscienscious Objection
DAY 5 - Sitting In The Living Room Watching The TV On Mute
DAY 6 - The Quaker Pit
DAY 7 - Jayce Takes Advil
Post architect = @michaelsandwich.bsky.social (Head of JAYVIK QUAKER FANDOM)
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In my America, "riffing with the boys" willl be punishable by death
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
In my America, "riffing with the boys" willl be punishable by death
"Based on my character" THIS IS A SOUP?
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"Based on my character" THIS IS A SOUP?
He has the soul of an Italian-American and he's the size of a credit card #OBSERVATIONS
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
He has the soul of an Italian-American and he's the size of a credit card #OBSERVATIONS
Blueskying this: Is normal woke single or double-decker? Please respond. Thanks.
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Blueskying this: Is normal woke single or double-decker? Please respond. Thanks.
Vacuum screamin and screamin cause of woke
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Vacuum screamin and screamin cause of woke
Miss Swift i hope you never posting a skeet I would get so fucking p*ssed off
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Miss Swift i hope you never posting a skeet I would get so fucking p*ssed off
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Who is he talking to? I've never posted
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Who is he talking to? I've never posted
Honestly cannot believe this post. You LAUGH at my posts? Do better. I can't keep saying this. How can you say this with a straight face?
@crystalscoda.bsky.social your skeets really make me laugh! thanks for all the great humor, keep it coming ❤️
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Honestly cannot believe this post. You LAUGH at my posts? Do better. I can't keep saying this. How can you say this with a straight face?
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My new OC: The nonbinary bishop #TwentyOne #YouStupidNoI'mNot
they cant see yellow
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My new OC: The nonbinary bishop #TwentyOne #YouStupidNoI'mNot
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Woke 4: Irradiated Transmasc Michelle Obama Who Is Blue For An Amazing Reason (THIRD TERM)
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Woke 4: Irradiated Transmasc Michelle Obama Who Is Blue For An Amazing Reason (THIRD TERM)
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there are some very inappropriate posts on here, someone should do something about that
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
there are some very inappropriate posts on here, someone should do something about that
Honestly disgusting post. The same fascist rhetoric time and time again. If you think nonbinary pet owners shouldnt be called BEANS then you basically Hate anyone who voted blue no matter who. Next election we will vote BEAN no matter who and pummel you to a small pile of dust, carried away by wind.
I’m not sure if we should make bean happen tbh…
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Honestly disgusting post. The same fascist rhetoric time and time again. If you think nonbinary pet owners shouldnt be called BEANS then you basically Hate anyone who voted blue no matter who. Next election we will vote BEAN no matter who and pummel you to a small pile of dust, carried away by wind.
Anyway, let's make "bean" happen!
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Anyway, let's make "bean" happen!