I miss SHRAMP, I remember they had a shrimp tank by the door and you could pick which one you wanted. They’d even peel and devein it right there at your table. Easily the biggest shrimp I’ve ever seen.

Relax, it’s a rebuild years.

My fiancée and I have taken to saying “good lord!” to every obvious observation as a tribute to our dear friend Hastings.

A+++ pho, love that spot.

We don’t have any first round picks, bro. Oh shit nvm that’s the other franchise.

This is what pisses me off. Bennet's was better than Ollie's and the old location on Boulevard was better than this spot. Since they moved we've had what? A cereal-based ice cream shop that folded in 4 months followed by nothing... Not trying to be a hater, but the hype is a little late.

In the words of John Prine, “I ain’t hurtin nobody”.

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I have written a lot of subject lines this week, Austie. Please help me.

A spike leaf joint.

I’ve only seen two eps. but I got Uncut Gems: Silly Edition vibes. Still gave me anxiety.

Thanks, I was heavily leaning that way already. I’d love to get more engaged with local politics but I honestly didn’t even know there was an election next week until a canvasser for Rohit knocked on my door today.

Tbh I’m genuinely underinformed on both of them, I did some reading and their platforms seem to be “make things awesome for all!” Which I can definitely get behind. The question I return to is, which of them will make things awesomer?

Ah yes, the Randian Progressives.

Just kind of spitballing here… Bring back Freaknik during the World Cup.

I’d even go far as to say, “yuck-o bucko!”

Shrimp. Really the only poop we’re willing to eat. Has a little tail. Fun.

I had the same thought earlier but I had zero chance of articulating it like you.

I know it's a bit down the list here, but "sacrifice" being the stand-in for having to work weekends/holidays is amusing.

“Mr. President, we all know what a great builder you are, what would it take to build inside of a hell hole?”