As a father to a young child, I can recognize the joke, but cannot appreciate the humor.

I'm also turning 40 soon and was genuinely excited to try the new bran cereal I bought. I'm learning to appreciate the little things in my twilight years.

I want a party, a country, led by people more concerned with doing right than being seen as right, by those willing to risk the power they have to do the right thing.

At this point, I almost care less about their politics than their honesty, integrity, courage, and accountability.

That's shitty...

Is that what they were squealing? I thought they were professing their love of buttery males...

That's actually called manual penis

Can we please just get these geriatrics on a retirement cruise or something to make room for people who actually want to do the work...