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Curtis Saretske
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Depressionist | Toronto 🇨🇦
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Don't need to imagine, Sinatra had something to say about multicultural liberal democracies 🧵
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Three of the escaped men: Zack (left), a disc jockey, Jack, a pimp (centre), and “Bob”, an Italian national (right). Considered armed and dangerous.
June 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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They fucked up the kerning on Pope Francis’s tomb. FR A NCISC VS. “There is no historical or aesthetic reason why the kerning is so poor.” [fastcompany.com]
Why the lettering on Pope Francis’s tomb looks so bad - Fast Company
The internet is up in arms about Pope Francis’s tomb, and it’s all because of lettering.
www.fastcompany.com
April 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Canada tried to shut him down. Now Cronenberg is its grand old man of cinema. - The Walrus apple.news/AH60nozqXTye...
Canada Tried to Shut Him Down. Now Cronenberg Is Its Grand Old Man of Cinema — The Walrus
Hounded by film censors, decried in the local press, the director stuck to his perverse vision
apple.news
April 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Unbelievable. The @nytimes.com reports that Therme was misrepresenting basic aspects of its business - they copied the name of another company and claimed to own its properties.

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/16/w...
European Spa Company Therme Misrepresented Itself in an Effort to Expand Into Canada
A Times investigation shows Therme, a European firm, exaggerated its track record in securing a deal with Ontario, and government auditors found that the process had been unfair and opaque.
www.nytimes.com
April 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
This article is a masterpiece. Peak America.
“Ehrlich said he has collected 1,900 ‘votes’ at his coffee shop for the past four years, saying such an unusual ballot has holy precedent. ‘Nineteen hundred votes since our election," he said. ‘The longest election in history was from 1268 to 1271, when they couldn't find a pope.’”
Bizarre coincidence: the founder of the Pirate's Booty popcorn just tried to seize control of the mayor's office in town of Seacliff, New York in the name of Trumpism! He tried to declare himself mayor and fire all the staff, DOGE-style! Beware packaged popcorn?
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
March 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The Dog Bowl, Trinity Bellwoods Park, Toronto |

Minolta 7000 | Kodak Portra 800
March 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Netflix Canada has 1 of 101 Gene Hackman films.
February 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Phragmites, High Park, Toronto

Minolta 7000 | Kodak Portra 800
February 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Pope Francis Catholic School, Toronto.

Minolta 7000 | Kodak Portra 800
February 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Garrison Crossing, Toronto, February 16

Minolta 7000 | Kodak Portra 800
February 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
South Stanley Park, Toronto, February 16

Minolta 7000 | Kodak Portra 800
February 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Grenadier Pond, High Park, Toronto

Minolta 7000 | Kodak Portra 800
February 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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sharing yet another essay about one of my favorite Christmas movies - and one of my favorite movies in general - Sidney Lumet's The Verdict
The Verdict | Priscilla Page
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www.patreon.com
December 10, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Christmas with the Cannibals
I uh...I don't think Donner Lake, CA is named after the reindeer...
December 9, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Given the growing threat from the US and Russia for our natural resources, and our penchant for peace keeping, Canada should implement two years mandatory military or civil service work after high school. As compensation you then get free university education.
December 7, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Stephen Spencer Davis writing in Toronto Life lays the full blame on everyone who is responsible for the shittiness of Toronto transit. ‘Who broke the TTC?’ https://apple.news/AIGseLjEUS1qlwuQUeiQd6g
July 3, 2023 at 1:47 AM
Just waiting for the school bus to show up https://youtu.be/sIY7BQkbIT8
June 26, 2023 at 8:17 PM
Another year without multi-user support on iPads🤷
June 5, 2023 at 10:17 PM
I showed my son the chase sequence with the Superposse in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. We got sucked in immediately. Here’s the start: https://youtu.be/AeATCwk5PTQ
May 6, 2023 at 9:35 PM
51 followers without me posting anything. Social media app record for me.
May 6, 2023 at 4:34 PM