Chris
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Chris
@csprings.bsky.social
Long on hobbies, short on time.
Might renew my Twitter account so I can post the stupidest lies about Elon that I can think of. Here’s some
* #Elon cuts his apple juice with water because otherwise it’s too spicy.
* Elon calls chicken fingers jumbo boneless wings.
* Elon’s favorite band is Coldplay because Maroon 5 rocks too hard.
February 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM