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One of my favourite Motley Crew songs
January 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Omg!
I volunteer!!
I can make your desires come true…(disclaimer: maybe)

Bring her to @musemassagespa.bsky.social !

Okay? Great. thanks.

@missemilymuse.bsky.social Sign me up. pre booking a duo with Jenn and lily.
Thanks ;)
January 14, 2026 at 5:38 AM
My cardio is skipping ads.
January 14, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Just finished.

Most definitely Harry Potter influenced, as well as The Matrix, Star Wars, Poltergeist, Aliens, The Goonies and of course Nightmare on Elm Street.

The best part about it was the climax scored with When Doves Cry and Purple Rain by Prince.

…and that’s it.
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Soo…how does one proceed to bring you two together?

Asking for a friend….
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 AM
That’s it, I’m joining The Church of Shayne.
January 13, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Hi Juno, I am viewer #39.

This, as your others, is exceptional, brilliant.

Very insightful. It is valuable to all intimacy participants both "professionally" and as a "civilian."

You described my intimacy preference in any encounter at 22:38.

...and I must say your sexiness is off the chats.
January 12, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Totally missed this.
Happy birthday Emily!
I hope you had a great weekend, were celebrated and wish you the best of success personally and professionally.
January 12, 2026 at 5:55 AM
My condolences to you and the family.
January 12, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I Heart these.
January 12, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Ummm… how do you know what a burnt crayon smells like.
It must have been wild being your classmate in kindergarten!
January 9, 2026 at 5:27 AM
*cough*
January 9, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I framed it as the Giant Nerd Theory to err….capitulate with you ;) well mainly to meet you and just talk as you are fascinating

“Crickets “

I will have my day.
…not at this rate..
January 8, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Modified to fit the nerd construct (…err to flirt) from Chapter 1, paragraph 1 : A Brief History of Time.

Giant Tortoise Theory
Hawking used “turtles all the way down” to show our urge for final explanations. Physics rejects infinite regress, seeking finite, evidence-based laws for the universe.
January 8, 2026 at 4:18 AM
The old lady said “The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant Nerd.”

The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, “What is the Nerd standing on?”

“You’re very clever, young man, very clever,” said the old lady. “But it’s Nerds all the way down!”
January 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
My favourite pic of SBJ thus far. Natural, effortlessly beautiful and serene.
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Greatest book review ever

Fine, I’ll buy the book to read.
January 7, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Soo many...but off the top of what is left of my brain:

Tool:
Right in Two
Vicarious

Oasis:
Cigarettes & Alcohol
D'You Know what I mean

Pearl Jam:
Alive
Mind your Manners
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
here is one dancing.
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Either spontaneously or follow up inquiry
January 3, 2026 at 6:06 AM
It’s a list not to see, but to be on.
January 3, 2026 at 6:05 AM
It’s good and encouraging to hear …errr…small phallus shaped things can excite you ;)

Men, go for the title.
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Mine usually begins with “im sorry you saw me naked, I’ll pay for your therapy…”
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 AM
oh come on, you are not scary.
I gather they are influenced by your posts here&prior on twitter. Whimps. U R excitingly sexy.

Fineprint:
sorry for "replying guying" u
sorry for mentioning twitter
sorry for my dumb post
sorry for saying sorry without funding
sorry for saying sorry?
dont hurt me..
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 AM