Christopher 🇵🇸
@ctborum.bsky.social
Instructional designer, trainer, husband, dad, coach, atheist. Soccer, comedy, rhinos, and Pogo. he/him/his
Don't be a bad person.
Don't be a bad person.
Then what do Germans call a handjob?
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Then what do Germans call a handjob?
"defense"
Fuck this bitch
Fuck this bitch
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"defense"
Fuck this bitch
Fuck this bitch
Yeah, sorry, I was heading down a different thread
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Yeah, sorry, I was heading down a different thread
I make sure I have time. If I don't, I will do the scan. But I'd rather do the search. I don't find it invasive.
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I make sure I have time. If I don't, I will do the scan. But I'd rather do the search. I don't find it invasive.
It's loosened up a bit, that's true.
December 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It's loosened up a bit, that's true.
I never do the scan. I always opt out and do the hand check. Make 'em work for it instead of giving them a shadowy outline of my dong.
December 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I never do the scan. I always opt out and do the hand check. Make 'em work for it instead of giving them a shadowy outline of my dong.
Well, that was before some dipshit put a firecracker in his briefs. Now we have to provide a scan so they can see what you're packing in your pants.
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Well, that was before some dipshit put a firecracker in his briefs. Now we have to provide a scan so they can see what you're packing in your pants.
I was forced to dump a small, sealed container of hummus at DEN. Maybe it seemed Middle Eastern and vaguely terrorist, but it still pissed me off.
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I was forced to dump a small, sealed container of hummus at DEN. Maybe it seemed Middle Eastern and vaguely terrorist, but it still pissed me off.
@chapinforcongress.bsky.social yes, let's
December 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
@chapinforcongress.bsky.social yes, let's
I wasn't going to say anything
December 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I wasn't going to say anything
It doesn't take much to reach the scary parts, either. We live in a third ring NW suburb that's part of CD-6. I thought nothing could be worse than Bachmann, but I was wrong.
December 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It doesn't take much to reach the scary parts, either. We live in a third ring NW suburb that's part of CD-6. I thought nothing could be worse than Bachmann, but I was wrong.
Ask him why he accepted half a million dollars from AIPAC to continue promoting genocide?
December 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Ask him why he accepted half a million dollars from AIPAC to continue promoting genocide?
Yeah, I know. But I would want to hear @robertgarcia.house.gov explain it.
December 24, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Yeah, I know. But I would want to hear @robertgarcia.house.gov explain it.
Ask him why he takes blood money from AIPAC
December 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Ask him why he takes blood money from AIPAC
It might be the serial killer's earlier victims?
December 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It might be the serial killer's earlier victims?