Well, follow up question, reporters: people thought Charlie was racist, misyognistic and were not fans, plus thought he was bad for our country. Why did people get fired? Why were they not allowed to articulate their thoughts and feelings?

Tourist: I don't have social media.

US Customs: Ok. Welcome to America.

Finland doesn't have forest fires because they rake the forest floors.
-Donald J. Trump

Fuck Fetterman.

All hat. No cattle.

In 1943, Karoline Leavitt would have sent her own mother to the gas chamber to keep herself in the good graces of Adolph Hitler. This is how easily human tragedy happens.

Zelenskyy walks the war torn streets of his country and our fat fuck, Cheeto puff, child rapist brags about walking around Washington DC during a weekday afternoon.

"Now" knowing Jeffrey Epstein is no big deal. Ok. Got it.

Someone at Stellantis doesn't know what a wheel is. Trump invented the wheel. And other... things.

Yeah, it's not like watching videos of unsuspecting people in a boat have a missile dropped on them. If we can watch people get murked then we can look and Trump sexually assaulting a teenager.

What a hell hole.
-Donald J. Trump

Who knew it was this easy for Hitler to totally destroy a country in less than a year.

Sources and methods: The United States has aircraft and missiles.

That's all. It's not a fucking secret, everyone already knows this Rick Crawford, you dumbfuck.

How can you resign from a job that you never had in the first place?

Unrelatedly, I am announcing my retirement from the New York Yankees.

If the Saudis knew they could just buy America they wouldn't have needed to hijack planes and kill thousands of Americans.

We only have bad economic data because we track economic data.
-Donald J. Trump