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ctraltsleep.bsky.social
School Custodian With A Mysterious Past
@ctraltsleep.bsky.social
Call me Avery, or Penny, whichever you prefer!
She/they
Isaac Newton watching Wicked:

She's doing WHAT‽‽‽
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
one day I will know I return to the crystalline, the gravel, and the mulch

this pleases me
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM
goddamn outed by my curtains
July 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
hi, a lot of people follow me, but for what I'll never know. they don't like my posts, I know that for sure!
July 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
evil and freaky fitbit: what are you doing, step-goals?
July 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
me when I'm a brain surgeon and I dropped my knife-esque-tool-thingy, brutally killing the patient who was not under anesthesia because I used it all last night trying to fall asleep at 5:50am on a Thursday:

oh no! my scallops :(
June 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
congratulations yo @dollip.bsky.social for winning Sonic Fibbage!

(I heard they won with a lead of a gabizillion points)
May 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
In the chat of a cool video essayist, about to close it out, when a cool artist I know shows up. I stay cool around them 'til we both start talking about how cool bleeding heart pigeons are, when I type-in all caps-their name, and then my autistic ass starts backpedaling and apologizing. So...
May 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Can we swear on this platform? Can I say fuck and jizz? Shit and cumshot??!
March 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Dude, this salad dressing sucks! There's mustard on the beets, bro!
February 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Guys, I'm going to think of a REAL GOOD skeet any day now
Going to start posting jokes

ANY DAY NOW...

any day now.
January 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM