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@ctrlaltnem.bsky.social
some kinda 43 year old doomer they/them mashing buttons and yellin at pixels, scratching at a Wacom like a lil gremlin
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There are two wolves in me when it comes to gameplay: One is fucking everything up 😈 and the other is fucking everything up 🥶
December 22, 2025 at 9:03 AM
There are two wolves in me when it comes to gameplay: One is fucking everything up 😈 and the other is fucking everything up 🥶
I was never formally diagnosed speedrunner as a child, but the signs were always there
December 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I was never formally diagnosed speedrunner as a child, but the signs were always there
Game difficulty scales with your bitch-ass attitude, so relax and stop caring so much
December 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Game difficulty scales with your bitch-ass attitude, so relax and stop caring so much
The safe zone-shrinking battle royal circle that closes in is actually just cooties, mankind’s oldest and most dreaded enemy
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The safe zone-shrinking battle royal circle that closes in is actually just cooties, mankind’s oldest and most dreaded enemy
I love fishing in games
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December 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I love fishing in games
lizard lizard lizard lizard lizard lizard
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Awwww~ wook at us wittle bonked brainlet lowbies navigating Stormwind City on foot. WoW Classic is da bess
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Awwww~ wook at us wittle bonked brainlet lowbies navigating Stormwind City on foot. WoW Classic is da bess
I have not reconciled with my keyboard, in fact I've moved on to a newer model with perky buttons and a nice backspace
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I have not reconciled with my keyboard, in fact I've moved on to a newer model with perky buttons and a nice backspace
guys, I can't wait to play Ark: Survival Ascended on my new Steam Kaaba!! 🕋
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
guys, I can't wait to play Ark: Survival Ascended on my new Steam Kaaba!! 🕋
My keyboard died midgame, so I smashed my fists on it in a rage then grabbed a replacement but was too frustrated to set it up, so I slammed that down and turned it into a Perfection board game. A few days later, I’m still hunting for keys like eggs on Easter morning. Ah, to feel like a kid again.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My keyboard died midgame, so I smashed my fists on it in a rage then grabbed a replacement but was too frustrated to set it up, so I slammed that down and turned it into a Perfection board game. A few days later, I’m still hunting for keys like eggs on Easter morning. Ah, to feel like a kid again.
This Morrowind playthrough is going to be weird, and potentially a diagnostic tool for my doctor.
I got overwhelmed from being outside too long, broke into some random guy’s house to escape it, panicked when he got mad at me, and killed him. Now I’m a first-time homeowner and I don't wanna leave.
I got overwhelmed from being outside too long, broke into some random guy’s house to escape it, panicked when he got mad at me, and killed him. Now I’m a first-time homeowner and I don't wanna leave.
November 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This Morrowind playthrough is going to be weird, and potentially a diagnostic tool for my doctor.
I got overwhelmed from being outside too long, broke into some random guy’s house to escape it, panicked when he got mad at me, and killed him. Now I’m a first-time homeowner and I don't wanna leave.
I got overwhelmed from being outside too long, broke into some random guy’s house to escape it, panicked when he got mad at me, and killed him. Now I’m a first-time homeowner and I don't wanna leave.
Nervously pacing behind a building in Seyda Neen rn, feeling nervous around cops like I got somethin' on me that I don’t
October 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Nervously pacing behind a building in Seyda Neen rn, feeling nervous around cops like I got somethin' on me that I don’t
No matter how clever humans think they are, the universe doesn’t care. And it doesn’t even care about not caring, so every now and then, you can get away with some truly insane shit. Whatever you set out to do, why not just go for it?
October 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
No matter how clever humans think they are, the universe doesn’t care. And it doesn’t even care about not caring, so every now and then, you can get away with some truly insane shit. Whatever you set out to do, why not just go for it?
I'm so socially awkward, I don't even talk to myself.
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm so socially awkward, I don't even talk to myself.
When you reach out to me about a project and mention the timeframe, please don’t say ‘no rush.’ To me, that means the deadline could be a few years away, and I will absolutely treat it that way.
October 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
When you reach out to me about a project and mention the timeframe, please don’t say ‘no rush.’ To me, that means the deadline could be a few years away, and I will absolutely treat it that way.
Reveil and Disney Dreamlight Valley actually take place in the same universe
October 21, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Reveil and Disney Dreamlight Valley actually take place in the same universe
ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
October 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
You can try all you want, but LFG will always mean Looking For Group
October 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
You can try all you want, but LFG will always mean Looking For Group
Today I learned that mannequins will still chase you even after you rip their heads off. I have no idea how they know where I am or how they’re able to move OH FUCK they can open doors
October 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Today I learned that mannequins will still chase you even after you rip their heads off. I have no idea how they know where I am or how they’re able to move OH FUCK they can open doors
I looked up The Sims once on Bluesky, and now my feed is full of softcore ERP slop content. I keep marking the posts as uninteresting and muting accounts, but it keeps flooding in. Please @bsky.app, how do I make it stop? I want to commit scooter to ankle.
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I looked up The Sims once on Bluesky, and now my feed is full of softcore ERP slop content. I keep marking the posts as uninteresting and muting accounts, but it keeps flooding in. Please @bsky.app, how do I make it stop? I want to commit scooter to ankle.
how do you turn off motion blur in real life?
October 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
how do you turn off motion blur in real life?
In Battlefield 6, I just shot a guy in the ass so hard he launched up into the air like Charlie Brown after Lucy yanks the football out from under him. GOTY
October 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
In Battlefield 6, I just shot a guy in the ass so hard he launched up into the air like Charlie Brown after Lucy yanks the football out from under him. GOTY
Everyone in voice chat thinks I’ve matured and learned to control my temper.. but I just flip my mic up during meltdowns
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Everyone in voice chat thinks I’ve matured and learned to control my temper.. but I just flip my mic up during meltdowns
You can’t convince me Disney Dreamlight Valley isn’t a girl game, because at any moment you can just stop what you’re doing and change your outfit. Most modern FPS games are as well.
Manly games have a bare-bones UI and an endless XP grind. Nonbinary games have a frog and mods that break everything.
Manly games have a bare-bones UI and an endless XP grind. Nonbinary games have a frog and mods that break everything.
October 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You can’t convince me Disney Dreamlight Valley isn’t a girl game, because at any moment you can just stop what you’re doing and change your outfit. Most modern FPS games are as well.
Manly games have a bare-bones UI and an endless XP grind. Nonbinary games have a frog and mods that break everything.
Manly games have a bare-bones UI and an endless XP grind. Nonbinary games have a frog and mods that break everything.
I'm over 40 and still play video games. Without them to keep me busy, I’d be outside running amok; digging for fossils in the backyard, or exploring haunted derelict buildings. It's in everyone's best interest that I stay contained.
October 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I'm over 40 and still play video games. Without them to keep me busy, I’d be outside running amok; digging for fossils in the backyard, or exploring haunted derelict buildings. It's in everyone's best interest that I stay contained.