Cubane Missile Crisis 🏴
@cubane-revolution.bsky.social
Antifascist gutter trash and organic chemistry charlatan. Hobbies include screaming into the void and collecting nazi teeth. He/They/It/Whatever, gender is a social construct. This account is 60% satire.
Jesus fucking christ.
We need to sack up and storm these fucking places. Somebody needs to liberate these people, and help is not coming.
We need to sack up and storm these fucking places. Somebody needs to liberate these people, and help is not coming.
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Jesus fucking christ.
We need to sack up and storm these fucking places. Somebody needs to liberate these people, and help is not coming.
We need to sack up and storm these fucking places. Somebody needs to liberate these people, and help is not coming.
I'm simultaneously inspired by the bravery of the people in this country and enraged by the cowardice of the people in this country.
February 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I'm simultaneously inspired by the bravery of the people in this country and enraged by the cowardice of the people in this country.
That's one of many things that I loved about Celeste. It's easily one of the tightest and most difficult platformers around, but it also has an assist mode that basically makes it impossible to die. That way, anyone who just wants enjoy the story (which is beautiful) can do so with minimal stress.
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
That's one of many things that I loved about Celeste. It's easily one of the tightest and most difficult platformers around, but it also has an assist mode that basically makes it impossible to die. That way, anyone who just wants enjoy the story (which is beautiful) can do so with minimal stress.
Yeah, that rat monster thing is fucked up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Yeah, that rat monster thing is fucked up.
I think we should encourage the right wings whole lonely-penguin-death-march discourse.
There are two wolves inside of them, and we should feed the one that's gonna walk out into the wilderness and die. I'm just saying.
There are two wolves inside of them, and we should feed the one that's gonna walk out into the wilderness and die. I'm just saying.
February 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I think we should encourage the right wings whole lonely-penguin-death-march discourse.
There are two wolves inside of them, and we should feed the one that's gonna walk out into the wilderness and die. I'm just saying.
There are two wolves inside of them, and we should feed the one that's gonna walk out into the wilderness and die. I'm just saying.
This was very, very good.
February 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
This was very, very good.
Obligatory
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Obligatory
Okay, first of all, what is this reform bullshit? We're ABOLISHING ICE at the very, very, *VERY* least. Abolishing the agency is the compromise. Anything less than that is completely, 110% off the table. Fuck no.
February 8, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Okay, first of all, what is this reform bullshit? We're ABOLISHING ICE at the very, very, *VERY* least. Abolishing the agency is the compromise. Anything less than that is completely, 110% off the table. Fuck no.
I downloaded Silksong months ago. I've played through Hollow Knight at least 3 times since then and I haven't booted up Silksong once lol
February 8, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I downloaded Silksong months ago. I've played through Hollow Knight at least 3 times since then and I haven't booted up Silksong once lol
He's a fucking psychopath. Jesus christ.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
He's a fucking psychopath. Jesus christ.
"Diamonds and dog shit are both made out of carbon. They won't even notice the difference."
- talentless shit-stains who use AI to make "art", probably
- talentless shit-stains who use AI to make "art", probably
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 PM
"Diamonds and dog shit are both made out of carbon. They won't even notice the difference."
- talentless shit-stains who use AI to make "art", probably
- talentless shit-stains who use AI to make "art", probably
Is that Daryl Hannah?!
I fucking love Daryl Hannah.
I fucking love Daryl Hannah.
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Is that Daryl Hannah?!
I fucking love Daryl Hannah.
I fucking love Daryl Hannah.
These people are all walking case studies in the Dunning-Kruger effect and they are running the systems that are supposed to keep us healthy and potentially save our lives in an emergency.
That should scare the living shit out of every single american.
That should scare the living shit out of every single american.
February 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
These people are all walking case studies in the Dunning-Kruger effect and they are running the systems that are supposed to keep us healthy and potentially save our lives in an emergency.
That should scare the living shit out of every single american.
That should scare the living shit out of every single american.
Oh wow, that cover is absolutely beautiful.
February 7, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Oh wow, that cover is absolutely beautiful.
... Here, here?
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
... Here, here?
This ignores the fact that were all legally women, as per one of trumps early executive orders that was supposed to be a dig against trans people, but whoever wrote the actual wording of the e.o is so woefully ignorant of how mammalian reproduction works that everyone is now biologically female.
February 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
This ignores the fact that were all legally women, as per one of trumps early executive orders that was supposed to be a dig against trans people, but whoever wrote the actual wording of the e.o is so woefully ignorant of how mammalian reproduction works that everyone is now biologically female.
I've never liked a politician before.
Be gentle with me Zohran, you handsome son of a bitch.
Be gentle with me Zohran, you handsome son of a bitch.
February 7, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I've never liked a politician before.
Be gentle with me Zohran, you handsome son of a bitch.
Be gentle with me Zohran, you handsome son of a bitch.
Sucks to suck.
February 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Sucks to suck.
After spending some time on a friend's Switch 2, I think its safe to say that my next major gaming purchase will be a steam deck
February 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
After spending some time on a friend's Switch 2, I think its safe to say that my next major gaming purchase will be a steam deck
But... but I'm a *real* boy, papa
February 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
But... but I'm a *real* boy, papa
Oh jesus fucking christ 😮💨
A joke can just be a joke, sometimes.
A joke can just be a joke, sometimes.
February 6, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Oh jesus fucking christ 😮💨
A joke can just be a joke, sometimes.
A joke can just be a joke, sometimes.
Hey, the guy in the Phillipines is autonomous.
I mean, he is when he's not on the clock anyway. Waymo *OWNS* his ass when he's there. They're not paying those people 2 cents a day for them to stop and smell the flowers, okay?
I mean, he is when he's not on the clock anyway. Waymo *OWNS* his ass when he's there. They're not paying those people 2 cents a day for them to stop and smell the flowers, okay?
February 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Hey, the guy in the Phillipines is autonomous.
I mean, he is when he's not on the clock anyway. Waymo *OWNS* his ass when he's there. They're not paying those people 2 cents a day for them to stop and smell the flowers, okay?
I mean, he is when he's not on the clock anyway. Waymo *OWNS* his ass when he's there. They're not paying those people 2 cents a day for them to stop and smell the flowers, okay?
For the right to spend over a decade trying to use Hunter Biden as some kind of cudgel against democrats, only for him to achieve this kind of lovable scoundrel, 'chaotic-good' type of persona in the court of public opinion, is literally the funniest shit ever.
February 6, 2026 at 4:03 PM
For the right to spend over a decade trying to use Hunter Biden as some kind of cudgel against democrats, only for him to achieve this kind of lovable scoundrel, 'chaotic-good' type of persona in the court of public opinion, is literally the funniest shit ever.