I been to the zoo; they'll arrest a panther for just LIVING

I hate her so very, very much.

YES!!!! When and if humanity ever advances to point where it is capable of inventing the walking taco there must still be signposts to lead the way.

Thank you!!!! You just made this site so much better for me

That sounds interesting

I hope it doesn't diminish the undoubtedly grand scope of Jolene's life. For Dolly, the day that Jolene entered her life was the most consequential moment of her life; for Jolene, it was a tuesday.

Is this like a magma/lava thing? Is there a different word for pee when it's in the balls? Because otherwise this goes against EVERYTHING I vaguely remember learning in 10th grade biology.

Wait, is it the post-modern spliff? It does deconstruct the specific 'object' into a more generic simulant/depressant cocktail. Hm. Gotta think about this for minute...

Thanks for all that you do, John, I love following you on here and twitter!

One last concert!

I guess I learned something today. Well fuck, there goes wisdom!