Cuck Norris
@cucknorris69.bsky.social
Just a red blooded American who loves God, guns, and watching two dudes who responded to a Craigslist ad plow my wife
My pronouns are round/house
(This is a parody account if it wasn't obvious)
My pronouns are round/house
(This is a parody account if it wasn't obvious)
They can take their cake and ICE-ing and shove it up their ass.
January 25, 2026 at 6:59 PM
They can take their cake and ICE-ing and shove it up their ass.
Start sending those nazi fuckbags to meet their maker. Or burn in hell, which is the most likely option for those douchebags.
January 25, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Start sending those nazi fuckbags to meet their maker. Or burn in hell, which is the most likely option for those douchebags.
Shut the fuck up, couch fucker
January 25, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Shut the fuck up, couch fucker
Shut the fuck up, couch fucker
January 25, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Shut the fuck up, couch fucker
Shut the fuck up, couch fucker
January 25, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Shut the fuck up, couch fucker
Shut the fuck up, couch fucker
January 25, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Shut the fuck up, couch fucker
"It says here you used to live in your car. Is that as much fun as it sounds or is there a downside?"
January 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
"It says here you used to live in your car. Is that as much fun as it sounds or is there a downside?"
Update: Hey AJ, if you're looking to upgrade your security details, give me a call!
September 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Update: Hey AJ, if you're looking to upgrade your security details, give me a call!