Cuddle fucks (18+ mdni)
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cuddlefucksblue.bsky.social
Cuddle fucks (18+ mdni)
@cuddlefucksblue.bsky.social
Rper freshly escaped from elons torture pits
Mainly do 40k/30k rp and erp
I reserve the right to ignore and/or refuse any request to DM
I try to use my own art where I can and will get better about crediting artists!
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"corporate?"

she looked at the stand owner as he began running away

"not sure"
January 13, 2026 at 7:13 AM
"how else will he learn not to scam people for mediocre hotdogs?"

she asked genuinely
January 13, 2026 at 7:05 AM
"there is an air bnb up there for you to stay in throughout your vacation"

she gestures to a quaint little beach house up the beach. he could now notice that her other hand had a bag held in it
January 13, 2026 at 7:04 AM
she turns then, handing him $36USD

"here. should be better"
January 13, 2026 at 6:51 AM
"you could have. but a beach vacation for free is a good vacation no?"

she hoped in her hearts that she was right about beach vacations being relaxing
January 13, 2026 at 6:51 AM
"thank you"

she turned back to the person at the stand and smacked him. saying something about ripping off his customers
January 13, 2026 at 6:36 AM
"your vacation. it begins now. you will recieve 3 times your normal pay once it is over, and I will be here to relax with you. am I understood?"

she crossed her arms. waiting for his response. not a bead of sweat on her body despite the journey and the warm sun beating down on the both of them
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 AM
he ain't getting his money back, though!...

until a large individual approaches the stand, turning to him

"you pay full price for this?"

they ask calmly
January 13, 2026 at 6:30 AM
she would waste little time. taking advantage of her vast resources to get him to a beach as physically far from his little shop as possible without leaving orbit. never letting him off her shoulder

she then sets him on the ground

"enjoy your vacation"
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 AM
he's the one who paid
January 13, 2026 at 6:25 AM
she can flip a ford no problem

but it's too late, he's over the shoulder and is off to a vacation destination, whether he wants it or not
January 13, 2026 at 6:23 AM
the hot dog is as delicious as it is advertised. not the best weenie, but it is a weenie none-the-less. nothing to complain about anyways
January 13, 2026 at 6:19 AM
she'll pay him triple his normal earnings, she refuses to let him go back to work

she's also massive, so further resistance will result in capture
January 13, 2026 at 6:18 AM
the person at the stand gives him a brief look before handing him an extra long hot dog in a normal sized bun
January 13, 2026 at 6:15 AM
tired rabbit boi gets too
and a brief vacation
January 13, 2026 at 6:13 AM
make it to terra to partake in it's defense
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 AM