Culen
@culenjensen.bsky.social
Fixer of things that make noise. ig: culen
Play us a ballad mr pussy
December 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Play us a ballad mr pussy
Crazy coincidence. I have a Guild S-70 waiting for a refret and the owner is repping on the case.
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Crazy coincidence. I have a Guild S-70 waiting for a refret and the owner is repping on the case.
Don’t fuck with liver. That’s a waste organ. Not fond of sardines either but the rest is fine.
October 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Don’t fuck with liver. That’s a waste organ. Not fond of sardines either but the rest is fine.
This ballroom is going to conveniently be either very shoddily built or go way over budget, and have little to no financial oversight. Somebody’s getting rich of this thing.
October 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This ballroom is going to conveniently be either very shoddily built or go way over budget, and have little to no financial oversight. Somebody’s getting rich of this thing.
The fucking all seeing eye on the shirt omg
October 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
The fucking all seeing eye on the shirt omg
I bet Gengar smells like grape dimetapp
October 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I bet Gengar smells like grape dimetapp
Love Watt. My old band played a show with him — standard LA band badge of honor. He’s so cool.
October 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Love Watt. My old band played a show with him — standard LA band badge of honor. He’s so cool.
Polishing the homegrown bone
October 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Polishing the homegrown bone
I’m just jazzed to be here.
October 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I’m just jazzed to be here.
I am a staunch believer in this issue and am happy to report if you want to fuck up your mouth + tongue, these will do it
September 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I am a staunch believer in this issue and am happy to report if you want to fuck up your mouth + tongue, these will do it
This includes the shooting victims, naturally
September 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This includes the shooting victims, naturally
Some of these mooks need to get their fingies and legs broken frfr
September 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Some of these mooks need to get their fingies and legs broken frfr
“Carbon capture and storage,” “declinist,” “emo,” “food desert,” “JPEG,” “MPEG,” “queer theory,” and “unibrow.”
September 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
“Carbon capture and storage,” “declinist,” “emo,” “food desert,” “JPEG,” “MPEG,” “queer theory,” and “unibrow.”
Gotta taste test to tell the difference between coolant and transmission fluid!
August 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Gotta taste test to tell the difference between coolant and transmission fluid!