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What happened to Charlie Kirk is objectively a good and funny thing.
September 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
What happened to Charlie Kirk is objectively a good and funny thing.
So uh
Don’t try the sushi at QT. It tastes exactly how you suspect it does 🤢
Don’t try the sushi at QT. It tastes exactly how you suspect it does 🤢
August 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
So uh
Don’t try the sushi at QT. It tastes exactly how you suspect it does 🤢
Don’t try the sushi at QT. It tastes exactly how you suspect it does 🤢
You either die SpongeBob or live long enough to become Squidward
June 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You either die SpongeBob or live long enough to become Squidward
Denims kinda has the vibe of a coworker who seems really quiet and keeps to herself only for you to find out that she’s fucking deranged off the clock
June 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Denims kinda has the vibe of a coworker who seems really quiet and keeps to herself only for you to find out that she’s fucking deranged off the clock
Crazy how so much has changed in the last 5 years.
June 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Crazy how so much has changed in the last 5 years.
I was shocked to discover that Sexyy Red isn’t 37 years old.
May 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I was shocked to discover that Sexyy Red isn’t 37 years old.
I don’t understand the weird cultural rules we have for speaking about our exes. I like my exes for the most part. We may not have worked out but the things I liked about them are still there. While acknowledging that I would never go back, I appreciate the time we spent together.
May 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I don’t understand the weird cultural rules we have for speaking about our exes. I like my exes for the most part. We may not have worked out but the things I liked about them are still there. While acknowledging that I would never go back, I appreciate the time we spent together.
Has RFK Jr forgotten what family he comes from? Bro is worried about the wrong kind of shots
April 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Has RFK Jr forgotten what family he comes from? Bro is worried about the wrong kind of shots
Men will really punch a tree or a brick wall and be like “ahhh my hand, I think I broke it”
Yeah dumbass, what did you think would happen?
Yeah dumbass, what did you think would happen?
April 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Men will really punch a tree or a brick wall and be like “ahhh my hand, I think I broke it”
Yeah dumbass, what did you think would happen?
Yeah dumbass, what did you think would happen?
mfs will literally ask you what’s wrong and then get mad at you for answering honestly 😒
April 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
mfs will literally ask you what’s wrong and then get mad at you for answering honestly 😒
Ever since I was a little boy I always knew I wanted to be a slutty woman.
April 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ever since I was a little boy I always knew I wanted to be a slutty woman.
Babe wake up, contrapoints dropped her yearly video
March 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Babe wake up, contrapoints dropped her yearly video
Idea: Gritty lo-fi horror movie about people smoking weed in a jungle called Cannabis Holocaust.
March 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Idea: Gritty lo-fi horror movie about people smoking weed in a jungle called Cannabis Holocaust.
“I detransitioned because Hamas. Please don’t let your kids trans”
March 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“I detransitioned because Hamas. Please don’t let your kids trans”
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The fourth Britney Spears album is a goddamn masterpiece
March 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The fourth Britney Spears album is a goddamn masterpiece
I salute Hasan because in the same situation, I would’ve pulled up on Ethan and beat the dog shit out of him MONTHS ago.
March 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I salute Hasan because in the same situation, I would’ve pulled up on Ethan and beat the dog shit out of him MONTHS ago.
Muslims who work the night shift watching everyone around them struggle with the fasting that they aren’t awake for
March 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Muslims who work the night shift watching everyone around them struggle with the fasting that they aren’t awake for
This thc seltzer has instructions like “drink 1/4 of the can and wait an hour.” Thanks for the concern, but I’m trying to see God. I’ll chug every can as fast as my body will allow
March 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This thc seltzer has instructions like “drink 1/4 of the can and wait an hour.” Thanks for the concern, but I’m trying to see God. I’ll chug every can as fast as my body will allow
The Josh Johnson set in Columbia KILLED. Never laughed so hard in my life. If he is coming near you, please go see him.
@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social
@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social
March 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The Josh Johnson set in Columbia KILLED. Never laughed so hard in my life. If he is coming near you, please go see him.
@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social
@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social
good cat MAAD kitty
March 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
good cat MAAD kitty
Peach is the Wario to Rosalina and I will not elaborate further
March 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Peach is the Wario to Rosalina and I will not elaborate further
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*whispers* “so is she, you know… friends with Chappell?”
March 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
*whispers* “so is she, you know… friends with Chappell?”
In an alternate universe there’s a rapper named Kanye East who, years after his hit song “White Hotep,” would end up becoming the first white Black Hebrew Israelite.
March 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
In an alternate universe there’s a rapper named Kanye East who, years after his hit song “White Hotep,” would end up becoming the first white Black Hebrew Israelite.