🫒Olive🫒
@cultgirlfriend.bsky.social
Wife haver, cop hater. Known bisexual
She/it // 28
She/it // 28
New miku hand is swollen af
August 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
New miku hand is swollen af
I had a dream last night that I went into Lowe’s and these were printed out and plastered on the walls. Not sure what they mean
June 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I had a dream last night that I went into Lowe’s and these were printed out and plastered on the walls. Not sure what they mean
Watching a video on this game I used to watch my brother play when I was little called shadowhearts. 1) I fucking love the monster designs. Very sick. And 2) it’s kind of making me sad. I don’t really talk to him anymore since he just kinda got shittier and shittier as we got older.
May 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Watching a video on this game I used to watch my brother play when I was little called shadowhearts. 1) I fucking love the monster designs. Very sick. And 2) it’s kind of making me sad. I don’t really talk to him anymore since he just kinda got shittier and shittier as we got older.
Okay that’s all. Just needed to share my stupid joke. Bye :>
April 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Okay that’s all. Just needed to share my stupid joke. Bye :>
Have sex with a trans girl,
Call that getting t-boned.
Call that getting t-boned.
April 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Have sex with a trans girl,
Call that getting t-boned.
Call that getting t-boned.
Nearly had a sex dream but when we were about to start my wife said “finally the baker bakes her bread” and it confused me so much I woke up. I’ve gotta ask her about this later…
March 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Nearly had a sex dream but when we were about to start my wife said “finally the baker bakes her bread” and it confused me so much I woke up. I’ve gotta ask her about this later…
My body is currently aggressively reminding me I can’t just miss my estrogen shots. Pretty miserable rn
February 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
My body is currently aggressively reminding me I can’t just miss my estrogen shots. Pretty miserable rn
Been thinkin about adding tom foolery to my arsenal of funky words
February 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Been thinkin about adding tom foolery to my arsenal of funky words
Shout out to the customers at work who still call me miss and hun despite my facial hair being very visible since I haven’t had time to shave
February 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Shout out to the customers at work who still call me miss and hun despite my facial hair being very visible since I haven’t had time to shave
I think either one or all of my medications have stopped working. Just experienced a minor inconvenience and I’m now pretty sure at some point today I’m going to have a meltdown
February 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I think either one or all of my medications have stopped working. Just experienced a minor inconvenience and I’m now pretty sure at some point today I’m going to have a meltdown
Shout out to my coworker who showed up 35 minutes late then chilled in the break room for another 15 minutes to have some coffee and a pop tart. Dudes my hero. Didn’t even acknowledge being nearly an hour late
February 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Shout out to my coworker who showed up 35 minutes late then chilled in the break room for another 15 minutes to have some coffee and a pop tart. Dudes my hero. Didn’t even acknowledge being nearly an hour late
One of my wife’s coworkers got mad at her because when he was talking about having “pizza loaf” for dinner she didn’t know what he was talking about. She kept asking and he just kept getting more annoyed while saying “you know what a pizza loaf is, don’t act stupid.”
February 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
One of my wife’s coworkers got mad at her because when he was talking about having “pizza loaf” for dinner she didn’t know what he was talking about. She kept asking and he just kept getting more annoyed while saying “you know what a pizza loaf is, don’t act stupid.”
Was talking to an old coworker the other day about how I feel like passing is now less about feeling a little better and more about survival. She then told me “just so you know, I had zero idea you were trans when we met. I just thought you were really gay.” She really clocked me as a fag.
February 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Was talking to an old coworker the other day about how I feel like passing is now less about feeling a little better and more about survival. She then told me “just so you know, I had zero idea you were trans when we met. I just thought you were really gay.” She really clocked me as a fag.
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i have boobs. nothing you say will make me want to kill myself.
January 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i have boobs. nothing you say will make me want to kill myself.
Gross adhd/depression thing of the day: I haven’t done my laundry since Xmas night. I have a large amount of clothes but not enough for that 😎
Anyway I just did a chunk of my laundry finally.
Anyway I just did a chunk of my laundry finally.
January 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Gross adhd/depression thing of the day: I haven’t done my laundry since Xmas night. I have a large amount of clothes but not enough for that 😎
Anyway I just did a chunk of my laundry finally.
Anyway I just did a chunk of my laundry finally.
Why’s this guy like this
January 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Why’s this guy like this
I keep almost getting in car accidents because people keep trying to pass 3+ vehicles at a time. I had to slam on my brakes today so some fool could swerve out of the way of oncoming traffic
January 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I keep almost getting in car accidents because people keep trying to pass 3+ vehicles at a time. I had to slam on my brakes today so some fool could swerve out of the way of oncoming traffic
Was feeling evil but it turns out I was just hungry
January 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Was feeling evil but it turns out I was just hungry
One of my coworkers whose first language is Spanish has been teaching it to a handful of others while we work, and I think that's real neat.
January 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
One of my coworkers whose first language is Spanish has been teaching it to a handful of others while we work, and I think that's real neat.
Dealing with that adhd tax today. Just realized after setting up the electric at my new apartment, it immediately left my mind, and I never set up auto pay 🙃
January 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Dealing with that adhd tax today. Just realized after setting up the electric at my new apartment, it immediately left my mind, and I never set up auto pay 🙃
My job does an incredible job at fucking me over every chance it gets. It's actually impressive
January 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My job does an incredible job at fucking me over every chance it gets. It's actually impressive
Everyday pre-transition pictures of me just get funnier and funnier. Like, I know it's me, but why the fuck do I look like that??
January 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Everyday pre-transition pictures of me just get funnier and funnier. Like, I know it's me, but why the fuck do I look like that??
Drawing gay little cat girls (it's me, I'm the gay little cat girl)
November 28, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Drawing gay little cat girls (it's me, I'm the gay little cat girl)