Your Friend Brian
@cultisto.bsky.social
I post pictures of pizza and talk about video games. I also have very very bad opinions on many subjects.
Mainly i'm just here for the zipline.
Mainly i'm just here for the zipline.
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Had no idea what my plans were for Boxing Day but I 100% did not think they’d include seeing a Jack Black movie.
As much as I wanted to completely hate Anaconda I can’t deny it had its moments, went in with expectations of stupid dumb comedy and they delivered on it.
As much as I wanted to completely hate Anaconda I can’t deny it had its moments, went in with expectations of stupid dumb comedy and they delivered on it.
December 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Had no idea what my plans were for Boxing Day but I 100% did not think they’d include seeing a Jack Black movie.
As much as I wanted to completely hate Anaconda I can’t deny it had its moments, went in with expectations of stupid dumb comedy and they delivered on it.
As much as I wanted to completely hate Anaconda I can’t deny it had its moments, went in with expectations of stupid dumb comedy and they delivered on it.
Really hope we don’t have to wait too long for the next season of #Pluribus especially since so many shots in the series are just filler-as-drama.
Vince Gilligan obviously likes that type of storytelling but those nine episodes could have been four if they cut the answering machine recordings!
Vince Gilligan obviously likes that type of storytelling but those nine episodes could have been four if they cut the answering machine recordings!
December 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Really hope we don’t have to wait too long for the next season of #Pluribus especially since so many shots in the series are just filler-as-drama.
Vince Gilligan obviously likes that type of storytelling but those nine episodes could have been four if they cut the answering machine recordings!
Vince Gilligan obviously likes that type of storytelling but those nine episodes could have been four if they cut the answering machine recordings!
Watching the #Survivor finale and it says a lot about this season that there’s two people on the jury I honestly cannot remember. Don’t know their names, for all I know they’re crew just standing in as seat fillers.
At least Rizo got booted though, that pleases me.
At least Rizo got booted though, that pleases me.
December 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Watching the #Survivor finale and it says a lot about this season that there’s two people on the jury I honestly cannot remember. Don’t know their names, for all I know they’re crew just standing in as seat fillers.
At least Rizo got booted though, that pleases me.
At least Rizo got booted though, that pleases me.
Clicked on this game immediately because I saw the image out of the corner of my eye and thought I was grabbing a game called Poutine. Very disappointing.
December 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Clicked on this game immediately because I saw the image out of the corner of my eye and thought I was grabbing a game called Poutine. Very disappointing.
One of the funniest memories from my recent trip to Cancun - sitting on a shuttle after a day at sea a drunk guy insisted we had to pull over so he could pee. Driver stops at a gas station and 10 people rush out. A guy stops them and says they have to pay a dollar to use the toilet.
December 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
One of the funniest memories from my recent trip to Cancun - sitting on a shuttle after a day at sea a drunk guy insisted we had to pull over so he could pee. Driver stops at a gas station and 10 people rush out. A guy stops them and says they have to pay a dollar to use the toilet.
I don’t know if there’s a more accurate barometer for the decline of western general intelligence than watching a current episode of Family Feud.
December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I don’t know if there’s a more accurate barometer for the decline of western general intelligence than watching a current episode of Family Feud.
Reading a book about explorers from the 18-1900s and I’ve never identified with a man more closely.
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Reading a book about explorers from the 18-1900s and I’ve never identified with a man more closely.
Contemplating the mysteries of the universe on our balcony this morning.
Sorry for monkey wang.
Sorry for monkey wang.
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Contemplating the mysteries of the universe on our balcony this morning.
Sorry for monkey wang.
Sorry for monkey wang.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
If you’re one of those people into feet have I got a picture for YOU.
December 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you’re one of those people into feet have I got a picture for YOU.
Just arrived in Cancun, staying at an Eco Resort in the jungle and our patio is lovingly sprinkled with spider monkey turds.
Have a good night everybody.
Have a good night everybody.
December 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Just arrived in Cancun, staying at an Eco Resort in the jungle and our patio is lovingly sprinkled with spider monkey turds.
Have a good night everybody.
Have a good night everybody.
All I remember about the second movie is being infuriated that magic blue aliens co-opted "Bro" and said it every 15 seconds.
There was a space whale thing too.
Now I'm remembering how people LOVED pointing out that the first movie was Pocahontas after they read that somewhere online.
There was a space whale thing too.
Now I'm remembering how people LOVED pointing out that the first movie was Pocahontas after they read that somewhere online.
Everything to Remember Before 'Avatar: Fire and Ash'
Everything to Remember Before 'Avatar: Fire and Ash'
With James Cameron's latest blockbuster on the way, it's time to refresh yourself on the world of Pandora.
gizmodo.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
All I remember about the second movie is being infuriated that magic blue aliens co-opted "Bro" and said it every 15 seconds.
There was a space whale thing too.
Now I'm remembering how people LOVED pointing out that the first movie was Pocahontas after they read that somewhere online.
There was a space whale thing too.
Now I'm remembering how people LOVED pointing out that the first movie was Pocahontas after they read that somewhere online.
Finally got my mullet...ladies. #ArcRaiders
December 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Finally got my mullet...ladies. #ArcRaiders
Slowly going insane being unable to access any part of the internet without a Chuck Norris ad for a foam ball attached to a headband.
December 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Slowly going insane being unable to access any part of the internet without a Chuck Norris ad for a foam ball attached to a headband.
Just loaded in to Stella Montis in #ArcRaiders and wondered why Tool was playing in the distance, some guy decided to just be a friendly DJ blaring some good music in the middle of a raid, love it.
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Just loaded in to Stella Montis in #ArcRaiders and wondered why Tool was playing in the distance, some guy decided to just be a friendly DJ blaring some good music in the middle of a raid, love it.
They made up a fake award to appease a fat baby and CNN's update regarding this suggests it was anyone's game.
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
They made up a fake award to appease a fat baby and CNN's update regarding this suggests it was anyone's game.
I can think of a LOT of possible bad things happening to the cinematic experience with this Netflix acquisition.
Really can't think of a single good thing.
Really can't think of a single good thing.
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I can think of a LOT of possible bad things happening to the cinematic experience with this Netflix acquisition.
Really can't think of a single good thing.
Really can't think of a single good thing.
Rest In Peace Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa.
If there is an afterlife I hope whatever deity greets him starts with "Your soul is MINE!" before escorting him to the buffet.
If there is an afterlife I hope whatever deity greets him starts with "Your soul is MINE!" before escorting him to the buffet.
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Rest In Peace Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa.
If there is an afterlife I hope whatever deity greets him starts with "Your soul is MINE!" before escorting him to the buffet.
If there is an afterlife I hope whatever deity greets him starts with "Your soul is MINE!" before escorting him to the buffet.
Asked Copilot to create an image of Seth Rogen's character from The Studio holding a Switch 2, no I don't know why, but after the initial 'haha dumb AI image' I realized based on his choice of recreational activity this might actually be 100% realistic.
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Asked Copilot to create an image of Seth Rogen's character from The Studio holding a Switch 2, no I don't know why, but after the initial 'haha dumb AI image' I realized based on his choice of recreational activity this might actually be 100% realistic.
KFC did a tie-in with Stranger Things and not a single person in their marketing or social media staff thought coating something in ‘Stranger Sauce’ could use a little more workshopping.
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
KFC did a tie-in with Stranger Things and not a single person in their marketing or social media staff thought coating something in ‘Stranger Sauce’ could use a little more workshopping.
My Logitech Harmony remote, arguably the greatest invention in modern human history, is slowly starting to die and I don't know how I will turn on anything in my house without it.
About to turn into a chimp banging on the side of a TV yelling at it to START NETFLIX.
About to turn into a chimp banging on the side of a TV yelling at it to START NETFLIX.
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My Logitech Harmony remote, arguably the greatest invention in modern human history, is slowly starting to die and I don't know how I will turn on anything in my house without it.
About to turn into a chimp banging on the side of a TV yelling at it to START NETFLIX.
About to turn into a chimp banging on the side of a TV yelling at it to START NETFLIX.
Would not be surprised if Hegseth is making military decisions based on his last round of Command & Conquer.
BREAKING: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth cites "fog of war" in defending follow-on strike in September attack on alleged drug boat in Caribbean Sea.
Live updates: Trump hosts Cabinet meeting amid scrutiny over boat strikes
President Donald Trump is hosting a Cabinet meeting as the administration insists that secondary strikes on an alleged drug boat in the Caribbean Sea were lawful.
bit.ly
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Would not be surprised if Hegseth is making military decisions based on his last round of Command & Conquer.
Learned immediately after a difficult grind to the #1 spot in my ranking that I only had to be in the top 20 for the same promotion. Me am smart.
#ArcRaiders
#ArcRaiders
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Learned immediately after a difficult grind to the #1 spot in my ranking that I only had to be in the top 20 for the same promotion. Me am smart.
#ArcRaiders
#ArcRaiders
Looking past a lot of stuff I don’t like this season of #StrangerThings but the kid on an NES clearly playing the arcade version of Ghosts ‘n Goblins is making me extremely and rationally upset!
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Looking past a lot of stuff I don’t like this season of #StrangerThings but the kid on an NES clearly playing the arcade version of Ghosts ‘n Goblins is making me extremely and rationally upset!
There's a new Oneohtrix Point Never album and it might also be my new favorite. Also pleased to see that other people on BlueSky have actually heard of him!
Oneohtrix Point Never - Tranquilizer (Full Album Visualiser)
YouTube video by Oneohtrix Point Never
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November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
There's a new Oneohtrix Point Never album and it might also be my new favorite. Also pleased to see that other people on BlueSky have actually heard of him!