Cultured Swine
@culturedswine2.bsky.social
Comedy, writing and left wing politics. Advocate for speaking to right wingers the way they speak to others.
Life hack for achieving your New Year’s resolutions: if you name your bathroom “gym,” it’s much easier to go to the gym every day. 👍 #lifehacks #lifehack #nye #newyearnewme #newyearsresolution
January 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Life hack for achieving your New Year’s resolutions: if you name your bathroom “gym,” it’s much easier to go to the gym every day. 👍 #lifehacks #lifehack #nye #newyearnewme #newyearsresolution
Far right: we really want free speech. How can you be against that?
Everyone else: doesn’t your ideology involve complete media control and arresting journalists?
Far right: oh that’s phase two. Don’t worry about that.
Everyone else: doesn’t your ideology involve complete media control and arresting journalists?
Far right: oh that’s phase two. Don’t worry about that.
January 6, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Far right: we really want free speech. How can you be against that?
Everyone else: doesn’t your ideology involve complete media control and arresting journalists?
Far right: oh that’s phase two. Don’t worry about that.
Everyone else: doesn’t your ideology involve complete media control and arresting journalists?
Far right: oh that’s phase two. Don’t worry about that.
The United States has bombed Venezuala and captured Maduro www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/1/...
World reacts to US bombing of Venezuela, ‘capture’ of Maduro
Donald Trump says the US has carried out a 'large-scale strike' against Venezuela and captured its president.
www.aljazeera.com
January 3, 2026 at 12:47 PM
The United States has bombed Venezuala and captured Maduro www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/1/...
My favourite Christmas songs are “Fairy Tale of New York,” a song written in Ireland about wanting to move to USA, and “Christmas in Killarney,” a song written in USA about how they wish they hadn’t moved out of Ireland.
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My favourite Christmas songs are “Fairy Tale of New York,” a song written in Ireland about wanting to move to USA, and “Christmas in Killarney,” a song written in USA about how they wish they hadn’t moved out of Ireland.
Has anyone ever made a reverse hallmark Christmas movies? Women who is stuck in her rural home town, married to her low ambition high school bf and with no job of her own takes a trip to the big city, meets a smart, ambitious executive/lawyer the, and becomes a ceo
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Has anyone ever made a reverse hallmark Christmas movies? Women who is stuck in her rural home town, married to her low ambition high school bf and with no job of her own takes a trip to the big city, meets a smart, ambitious executive/lawyer the, and becomes a ceo
wtf University of Oklahoma? You are bowing to the worst kind of political pressure for the worst reasons.
Notice how this stuff is set up. First of all, the essay was hot garbage regardless of the topic. If I had #universityofoklahoma #transrights #lgtbq
www.comicsands.com/ou-curth-ful...
Notice how this stuff is set up. First of all, the essay was hot garbage regardless of the topic. If I had #universityofoklahoma #transrights #lgtbq
www.comicsands.com/ou-curth-ful...
OU Sparks Outrage After Firing Trans Graduate Teaching Assistant Who Gave MAGA Student A Zero On Essay
Bowing to manufactured outrage isn't a good look.
www.comicsands.com
December 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
wtf University of Oklahoma? You are bowing to the worst kind of political pressure for the worst reasons.
Notice how this stuff is set up. First of all, the essay was hot garbage regardless of the topic. If I had #universityofoklahoma #transrights #lgtbq
www.comicsands.com/ou-curth-ful...
Notice how this stuff is set up. First of all, the essay was hot garbage regardless of the topic. If I had #universityofoklahoma #transrights #lgtbq
www.comicsands.com/ou-curth-ful...
Merry Christmas everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Merry Christmas everyone!
Rudolph was overrated imo. He had what, one good night, and tbh it wasn’t THAT foggy. #christmas #christmasfraud
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Rudolph was overrated imo. He had what, one good night, and tbh it wasn’t THAT foggy. #christmas #christmasfraud
“He raped me. Donald Trump raped me along with Jeffrey Epstein.” -accuser in Epstein Files. The reason Trump wanted to hide this becomes very clear as he is consistently named and described abusing people. #trump #epstein #epsteinfiles www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“He raped me. Donald Trump raped me along with Jeffrey Epstein.” -accuser in Epstein Files. The reason Trump wanted to hide this becomes very clear as he is consistently named and described abusing people. #trump #epstein #epsteinfiles www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
December 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The words “cozy” and “coziness” imply the existence of a rarely used word, “coze,” presumably meaning something like “warmth and comfort.”
Canada is really lacking a lot of coze right now.
Canada is really lacking a lot of coze right now.
December 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The words “cozy” and “coziness” imply the existence of a rarely used word, “coze,” presumably meaning something like “warmth and comfort.”
Canada is really lacking a lot of coze right now.
Canada is really lacking a lot of coze right now.
December 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
One must imagine Sisyphus enraged at the social and economic conditions that resulted him in pushing meaningless boulders for a living and the capitalist overlords who benefit from it.
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
One must imagine Sisyphus enraged at the social and economic conditions that resulted him in pushing meaningless boulders for a living and the capitalist overlords who benefit from it.
Trump saying “We have just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela - a large tanker, very large, the largest one ever seized actually” sounds so much like it’s from the onion it’s amazing it’s from bbc. Reality imitates satire. #Trump #OilTanker
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
US seizes oil tanker off Venezuela as Caracas condemns 'act of piracy'
The move is a sharp escalation in Washington's pressure campaign against Nicolás Maduro's government.
www.bbc.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Trump saying “We have just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela - a large tanker, very large, the largest one ever seized actually” sounds so much like it’s from the onion it’s amazing it’s from bbc. Reality imitates satire. #Trump #OilTanker
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
Today I announce the creation of the “Cultured Swine” Peace Prize, given to the most important people in the world. I hereby award it to myself, for the amazing accomplishment of not blowing up fishing boats and shooting the survivors. Thank you all.
Today I announce the creation of the “Cultured Swine” Peace Prize, given to the most important people in the world. I hereby award it to myself, for the amazing accomplishment of not blowing up fishing boats and shooting the survivors. Thank you all.
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
Today I announce the creation of the “Cultured Swine” Peace Prize, given to the most important people in the world. I hereby award it to myself, for the amazing accomplishment of not blowing up fishing boats and shooting the survivors. Thank you all.
Today I announce the creation of the “Cultured Swine” Peace Prize, given to the most important people in the world. I hereby award it to myself, for the amazing accomplishment of not blowing up fishing boats and shooting the survivors. Thank you all.
The song “Piano Man” changes a bit when you realize it’s a guy who became a millionaire pop star assuming anyone with real jobs are sad failures.
“He’s in navy and will be for life” 😢
“Hes a real estate agent because he can’t make a living selling novels” 😭
“He owns a bar
“He’s in navy and will be for life” 😢
“Hes a real estate agent because he can’t make a living selling novels” 😭
“He owns a bar
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The song “Piano Man” changes a bit when you realize it’s a guy who became a millionaire pop star assuming anyone with real jobs are sad failures.
“He’s in navy and will be for life” 😢
“Hes a real estate agent because he can’t make a living selling novels” 😭
“He owns a bar
“He’s in navy and will be for life” 😢
“Hes a real estate agent because he can’t make a living selling novels” 😭
“He owns a bar
Me seeing a spelling mistake in an ad two years ago: someone made a mistake haha I’ll still buy.
Me seeing the same thing now: fuckers used AI. Burn the ad to the ground.
Me seeing the same thing now: fuckers used AI. Burn the ad to the ground.
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Me seeing a spelling mistake in an ad two years ago: someone made a mistake haha I’ll still buy.
Me seeing the same thing now: fuckers used AI. Burn the ad to the ground.
Me seeing the same thing now: fuckers used AI. Burn the ad to the ground.
Every generation gets the Shakespeare it deserves — including the moody mumblecore Shakespeare offered up in the new film HAMNET: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/o...
Opinion | Every Generation Gets the Shakespeare It Deserves
www.nytimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Ok so I wasn’t going crazy
Whew, I thought my eyes were going.
“Netflix had restrictive lists of approved cameras….for content to be shot in 4K UHD, ready for when 4K TVs became the norm in home…compressing 4K data into something watchable on the average TV set also results in something uncanny and not at all lifelike.”
“Netflix had restrictive lists of approved cameras….for content to be shot in 4K UHD, ready for when 4K TVs became the norm in home…compressing 4K data into something watchable on the average TV set also results in something uncanny and not at all lifelike.”
Hollywood’s dark era: where did all the colour from movies go?
Blockbuster sequel Wicked: For Good has become the latest film to receive complaints about both the lack of colour and the inconsistent lighting
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Ok so I wasn’t going crazy
Notice all the degrees Trump is classifying as “not professional” are all either
A) built around helping people, like social work, nursing and public health
Or
B) ways regular people can become wealthy, like business and engineering
This is about pushing down the middle class
A) built around helping people, like social work, nursing and public health
Or
B) ways regular people can become wealthy, like business and engineering
This is about pushing down the middle class
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Notice all the degrees Trump is classifying as “not professional” are all either
A) built around helping people, like social work, nursing and public health
Or
B) ways regular people can become wealthy, like business and engineering
This is about pushing down the middle class
A) built around helping people, like social work, nursing and public health
Or
B) ways regular people can become wealthy, like business and engineering
This is about pushing down the middle class
Only date people who look at you the way Trump looks at Mamdani
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Only date people who look at you the way Trump looks at Mamdani
As part of my #Alpha life style, I believe in self discipline. That is why tonight I’m going to buy a bag of Doritos, eat exactly ONE (1) Dorito, then seal up the bag and eat no more. I will repeat the practice each day until the bag is empty or stale and report the results here.
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
As part of my #Alpha life style, I believe in self discipline. That is why tonight I’m going to buy a bag of Doritos, eat exactly ONE (1) Dorito, then seal up the bag and eat no more. I will repeat the practice each day until the bag is empty or stale and report the results here.
If only I could have two lives.
One where I pursue pleasure, adventure, and lust
And another where I pursue accomplishment, success and fame
Rather then this one life where I pursue neither.
And just sort of get through the days while complaining about things
One where I pursue pleasure, adventure, and lust
And another where I pursue accomplishment, success and fame
Rather then this one life where I pursue neither.
And just sort of get through the days while complaining about things
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
If only I could have two lives.
One where I pursue pleasure, adventure, and lust
And another where I pursue accomplishment, success and fame
Rather then this one life where I pursue neither.
And just sort of get through the days while complaining about things
One where I pursue pleasure, adventure, and lust
And another where I pursue accomplishment, success and fame
Rather then this one life where I pursue neither.
And just sort of get through the days while complaining about things