Colony
@cultureshockart.bsky.social
Arts writer. Seriously unserious.
Aquaphor spray will save the day! It's a wintertime staple for backs of all sizes.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Aquaphor spray will save the day! It's a wintertime staple for backs of all sizes.
Not to be that person to force unsolicited advice, so how about a request: Once your nervous system calms a bit, will you please listen to your body and go to the doctor if you feel anything? This was a hit and run. Nothing alright about it. So sorry this happened.
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Not to be that person to force unsolicited advice, so how about a request: Once your nervous system calms a bit, will you please listen to your body and go to the doctor if you feel anything? This was a hit and run. Nothing alright about it. So sorry this happened.
It's like saying Candyman five times. I want to say it but...
a man holding a red cup stands in a crowd of people
ALT: a man holding a red cup stands in a crowd of people
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November 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's like saying Candyman five times. I want to say it but...
That was too good!
a man standing in a store with a box that says visa
ALT: a man standing in a store with a box that says visa
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October 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
That was too good!
Why would you trigger my cuteness aggression like this!
a little girl in a yellow jacket is eating a blue ice cream cone in a crowd .
ALT: a little girl in a yellow jacket is eating a blue ice cream cone in a crowd .
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Why would you trigger my cuteness aggression like this!
yeah, but Madison and the woman with the Charo hair are off too.
October 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
yeah, but Madison and the woman with the Charo hair are off too.
Ok! We love a stylishly delivered show of support!
October 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ok! We love a stylishly delivered show of support!
My favorite egg and cheese in Raleigh has hashbrown, romesco, and fontina in it and it is sooooo good. Oooh, I wish I had seen your post earlier so I could have had one.
October 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My favorite egg and cheese in Raleigh has hashbrown, romesco, and fontina in it and it is sooooo good. Oooh, I wish I had seen your post earlier so I could have had one.
Yup, immediately saw it!
October 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Yup, immediately saw it!
Rallies=sunday service. "It’s a perfect Trojan horse: worship music as the dominant form of white culture, scrubbed clean of the Black and brown traditions it stole from, is now ...a praxis of domination."
September 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Rallies=sunday service. "It’s a perfect Trojan horse: worship music as the dominant form of white culture, scrubbed clean of the Black and brown traditions it stole from, is now ...a praxis of domination."
Growing up unchurched while attending Christian schools, that wave of sanctified secular music felt (and feels) so disingenuous to me.
September 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Growing up unchurched while attending Christian schools, that wave of sanctified secular music felt (and feels) so disingenuous to me.
It's not real, but yeah the crowd was gross.
September 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It's not real, but yeah the crowd was gross.
That app gives me Ponzi scheme vibes. Every time I willingly subscribe to someone I like I get roped into 2-3 more subscriptions and I'm tired.
September 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
That app gives me Ponzi scheme vibes. Every time I willingly subscribe to someone I like I get roped into 2-3 more subscriptions and I'm tired.
*Sobs in sub-par tacos...
September 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
*Sobs in sub-par tacos...
His claiming to be Nostradamus on Rapture tuesday is perfect.
September 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
His claiming to be Nostradamus on Rapture tuesday is perfect.
I'm here for the Blue Book renaissance.
September 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm here for the Blue Book renaissance.