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degen sun, sicko moon, dipshit rising
Reagan could've used one in his second term, and Wilson was almost certainly unfit after his stroke.
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Reagan could've used one in his second term, and Wilson was almost certainly unfit after his stroke.
my theory is they haven't updated their assumptions about horror movies since 1985 and they think only obnoxious people who did something wrong are allowed to die
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
my theory is they haven't updated their assumptions about horror movies since 1985 and they think only obnoxious people who did something wrong are allowed to die
sometimes horror stories break contain and it's always interesting to watch the broader viewing populace overreact to common horror incidents like "a nice person gets killed"
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
sometimes horror stories break contain and it's always interesting to watch the broader viewing populace overreact to common horror incidents like "a nice person gets killed"
Please tell him I love him
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Please tell him I love him
can I sit with Thelma
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
can I sit with Thelma
"don't look at me while I'm making a roux" is a sentence that came out of my mouth
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"don't look at me while I'm making a roux" is a sentence that came out of my mouth
Friendsgiving potluck. I'm doing two chickens in the oven and anyone who asks "are we having X??" gets a cheery "if you bring it!"
I've let myself be talked into providing multiple must-have dishes before and it's never been worth the agita.
I've let myself be talked into providing multiple must-have dishes before and it's never been worth the agita.
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Friendsgiving potluck. I'm doing two chickens in the oven and anyone who asks "are we having X??" gets a cheery "if you bring it!"
I've let myself be talked into providing multiple must-have dishes before and it's never been worth the agita.
I've let myself be talked into providing multiple must-have dishes before and it's never been worth the agita.
it's also THE move if you're getting overloaded on socializing and need a break, everyone will think you're being such a wonderful guest but you're mostly just recalibrating
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
it's also THE move if you're getting overloaded on socializing and need a break, everyone will think you're being such a wonderful guest but you're mostly just recalibrating
hate that so many people don't have welcoming family, love that your fiancée's mom is like "my family now, suckers"
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
hate that so many people don't have welcoming family, love that your fiancée's mom is like "my family now, suckers"
It asks *you* the questions.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It asks *you* the questions.
PR ghouls sounded like this before AI came along so I'm having the same problem.
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
PR ghouls sounded like this before AI came along so I'm having the same problem.
the only one we don't have is the Buster Crabbe Flash Gordon. Dr. X is a *banger* btw
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
the only one we don't have is the Buster Crabbe Flash Gordon. Dr. X is a *banger* btw
W should have been MLB commissioner.
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
W should have been MLB commissioner.
Maria's son was illegitimate, but the likeliest candidates for the father are all Gentiles. That didn't stop Hitler's enemies on the right from spreading rumors of a Jewish grandfather to disqualify him. He was concerned enough himself to have it investigated.
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Maria's son was illegitimate, but the likeliest candidates for the father are all Gentiles. That didn't stop Hitler's enemies on the right from spreading rumors of a Jewish grandfather to disqualify him. He was concerned enough himself to have it investigated.
Which makes it weird that he's going after his former classmate Brian Kelly like this.
October 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Which makes it weird that he's going after his former classmate Brian Kelly like this.
I said the only pictures I've seen, which is not many because I wrote the guy off as a Nazi when I read the first few stories and then I ignored him. I said I took everyone's word for it and that's what I meant. Was not aware of nor did I care to look for better shirtless pics of a douche.
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I said the only pictures I've seen, which is not many because I wrote the guy off as a Nazi when I read the first few stories and then I ignored him. I said I took everyone's word for it and that's what I meant. Was not aware of nor did I care to look for better shirtless pics of a douche.
my only ambivalence is that I've only seen photos taken on a 3-pixel phone camera from inside a paper bag fifty yards away but I'm taking other people's word for it
October 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
my only ambivalence is that I've only seen photos taken on a 3-pixel phone camera from inside a paper bag fifty yards away but I'm taking other people's word for it
I feel like Barbies are much better at their various jobs than these people. Though the disaster levels in this admin do remind me of the wild-ass stories little girls tell with their dolls.
October 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I feel like Barbies are much better at their various jobs than these people. Though the disaster levels in this admin do remind me of the wild-ass stories little girls tell with their dolls.
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The cowboys lost now you gotta give another man money???
You see how disgusting that sounds????
You see how disgusting that sounds????
October 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The cowboys lost now you gotta give another man money???
You see how disgusting that sounds????
You see how disgusting that sounds????
it's a fine line between acceptable swagger and fatal hubris and Bill stomped all over it
October 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
it's a fine line between acceptable swagger and fatal hubris and Bill stomped all over it
Remember when Bongino was crying about how hard his job was because he apparently hadn't realized that holding a high position in government would be more work than podcasting? He can't possibly be doing anything *right* but he's doing a *lot*.
September 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Remember when Bongino was crying about how hard his job was because he apparently hadn't realized that holding a high position in government would be more work than podcasting? He can't possibly be doing anything *right* but he's doing a *lot*.
I'm assuming he was going to quit drinking on his own because he totally doesn't have a problem, he can stop any time he wants. I have no idea if he's an alcoholic but I remain skeptical about anyone's ability to quit any bad habit during onboarding for one of the most stressful jobs in the world.
September 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I'm assuming he was going to quit drinking on his own because he totally doesn't have a problem, he can stop any time he wants. I have no idea if he's an alcoholic but I remain skeptical about anyone's ability to quit any bad habit during onboarding for one of the most stressful jobs in the world.
Wonder how many stylists have quit on him after not getting paid, as is his way with contractors
September 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Wonder how many stylists have quit on him after not getting paid, as is his way with contractors
I knew someone was gonna beat me to it.
September 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I knew someone was gonna beat me to it.