Ashley
@cumbercuke.bsky.social
America's Sweetheart, bearer of the curse
she/her
she/her
Tactical carbon fiber big swirly lollypop for big strong boys
June 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Tactical carbon fiber big swirly lollypop for big strong boys
Who up watching James and the Giant Peach?
Peach heads sound off!
Peach heads sound off!
May 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Who up watching James and the Giant Peach?
Peach heads sound off!
Peach heads sound off!
Now that my gall bladder has been removed, if anyone asks me if I've had "The Surgery" I'll say yes.
March 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Now that my gall bladder has been removed, if anyone asks me if I've had "The Surgery" I'll say yes.
Happy international women's day, get out there and kill and kill and kill
March 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Happy international women's day, get out there and kill and kill and kill
Laying on my back on a grassy hill, picking the petals off of a daisy:
"I've got the sauce, I'm sauce less, I've got the sauce..."
"I've got the sauce, I'm sauce less, I've got the sauce..."
March 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Laying on my back on a grassy hill, picking the petals off of a daisy:
"I've got the sauce, I'm sauce less, I've got the sauce..."
"I've got the sauce, I'm sauce less, I've got the sauce..."
Little kid at the grocery store is screaming like he just saw his master killed in a duel in front of him, and he could do nothing to stop it.
October 25, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Little kid at the grocery store is screaming like he just saw his master killed in a duel in front of him, and he could do nothing to stop it.
Reposted by Ashley
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
www.cnn.com
October 15, 2009 at 6:56 PM
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
Well, it finally happened. I was eating shredded cheese over the sink, and some fell in my bra. Twice.
October 4, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Well, it finally happened. I was eating shredded cheese over the sink, and some fell in my bra. Twice.
I think if we all were just a little bit smaller, pelicans would be the scariest creatures on earth
September 22, 2024 at 6:21 AM
I think if we all were just a little bit smaller, pelicans would be the scariest creatures on earth
I can't believe they moved Easter to be on Trans day, SMH, we can't have shit can we? They had better not do this next year.
March 31, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I can't believe they moved Easter to be on Trans day, SMH, we can't have shit can we? They had better not do this next year.
I really like the Southern Reach books.
February 12, 2024 at 6:01 PM
I really like the Southern Reach books.
I should get into selling magic spells on etsy.
January 27, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I should get into selling magic spells on etsy.
*Dracula flow voice* I'm smoking them tree stars, searching for the great valley.
December 20, 2023 at 4:26 PM
*Dracula flow voice* I'm smoking them tree stars, searching for the great valley.