Curious Iguana
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Ridiculous. If you've never used glyphosate, how can you be rewarded for stopping?
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I can't predict what may happen in the future, any more than I can change the past. You should give me plaudits and awards for the courageous decision I've taken today
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Why? Was it on after your bedtime or something?
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I'm going for Organic Gardener of the Year. I think it's a well deserved and highly appropriate award given that from this point onwards I have stopped using glyphosate.
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Finally, I sprayed around the apple trees. And when I saw that the garden was back to bare soil, I agreed now was the time to stop.

My partner was grateful that I put my spray down. She said I had done the right thing and was a hero for stopping, and now our garden could flourish.

The end

#Gaza
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Once I'd done that, I sprayed the lavender, and the herb garden and the jasmine. In case there was bindweed there. I told my partner it was the only way.

She insisted I stop.
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The bindweed was hard, it was wrapping around my roses. I tried spraying the bindweed leaves, but in the end it was easier to spray the roses too. My partner was upset at me and insisted I stop, but I told her I couldn't get rid of the bindweed otherwise and we could get new roses.
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I went into a garden with a big sprayer of glyphosate because I wanted to get rid of invasive weeds.

I started spraying the dandelions, and they died. But it was a bit windy and my spray got on some of the pansies. My partner was annoyed, but that's ok They die off anyway.
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Legislation always takes time to come into effect. Solving the problem of restricted open hours was "done" in 2003.

They're not even really changing the licensing law, they're just telling councils to take "economic growth" into account along with the existing four categories
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So bizarre that that guy who appears to have modelled himself on a stereotypical Sexual Danger is, in fact, a sexual danger.
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My favourite BT Tower fact is that its location was an official secret until 1993.

Londoner's were therefore not permitted to look directly at it.
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I don't think that's really your problem tbh. You'll be long gone.
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If it's a proper cat, about 34 seconds
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We *hate* Tom "Nipples" Daley in our house.
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It is, of course, Tom "Nipples" Daley. Who can't even showcase his horrible knitting without getting his nipples out.
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I don't believe he has nipples
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Ha. That would be naughty, but no
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Nope. His nipples are far from my mind
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One of these contestants is known in our house purely as "Nipples".

Can you guess who? #TheTraitors
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Remember folks, "Labour will cut taxes" is an uncosted giveaway that shows how reckless they are with the public finances. Whilst "Conservatives will abolish stamp duty" is a masterstroke that reinvigorates the party and shows how they appeal to voters struggling with the housing market.
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We should bring in a thing where you can go to Oxbridge, but you’re not allowed to tell anyone afterwards
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I doggedly pursued detailed knowledge of Australian soaps, by managing to see both the lunchtime airing and the teatime repeat without leaving bed.