A food magazine should be treated like a porn mag, and those posters of an upcoming burger coming to a store near you on your wall?

Flith.

Food adverts seen akin to sex toy ads, those cook books nothing but porn bibles.

Have an emblem that reads:

"Whenever your opponent plays Badgermole Cub, create a copy of Spell Snare.
You may cast the copy for free."

Or...

"Whenever an opponent has five or more permanents, or has cast five or more noncreature spells with the universes beyond expansion, exile them."

Neat!

Mildred in a dress

Cindy in a dress