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Curling out of context 🥌
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This is a fun curling account of phrases over heard out on the ice than make complete sense out on the ice, but not off.
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"They were not sweeping scared. They were sweeping angry! 💪"

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November 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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"These rocks just aren't as lively as they use to use."

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November 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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"Oh, a little spinner coming at us."

Overheard at the Gland Slam of Curling

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November 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Excuse me while I over throw this shot.

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November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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"Yes! Hard!....hard!.....yes, yes! Hard! Harder! HARDER!!!!!!"

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November 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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"Oh, we're doing the spinner."

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November 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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"Hey. Let's go throw some rocks at houses."

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November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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"Which way do you want to come?"

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November 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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It's that time of year again!!! Happy curling season Curlers!
"You're heavy and wide!"
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October 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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"She's beginning to come!"
"Let 'em finish there...... respectfully."
Overhead at the Motor City Spiel at DCC.
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May 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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"She's a spinner!!!"
Overheard at the Motor City Spiel in Detroit,MI.
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May 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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"If you were harder, we could have squeaked in."
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May 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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"Position is more important than depth!"
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April 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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"Hard on!!"
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April 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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"I really like your handle."

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March 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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"We're not doing that. I don't care what you saw in the Brier!"
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March 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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"Right on the nose!"

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March 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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"I don't mind if I'm deep."
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March 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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"Are you trying to kill it, or tap it? I looks hard to kill."
Overhead at the Scotties.
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February 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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"You have to come clean across the face!"
Over during the Scotties.
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February 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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"It did something weird in my hand"
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February 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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"If I could nestle right in the crotch of those stones, that would be lovely."
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February 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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"Not crazy. Eight and half."
IYKYK, lol. Overhead at the Scotties 7pm draw.
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February 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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"We're deep now!"
Overhead at the Scotties 2pm draw.
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February 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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"Oh, he's going be a little deep."

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February 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM