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Dan
@curly-cow.bsky.social
Horror Enthusiast. 28. Minors DNI.
Got invited to marathon lord of the rings this weekend but it'll be Ramadan.. .
February 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I want to stop waking up now pls
February 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Arin showed me and Jasper Hamilton last night and when the king came out i was like....i know this man intimately but i dont remember how
February 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
May god never make me as horny as i was yesterday omg what even WAS that
February 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I want tacos so bad..
February 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
When the first thing the "no zoom" cartoon stream does is zoom
a black and white cartoon of mickey mouse reading a book on how to kill .
ALT: a black and white cartoon of mickey mouse reading a book on how to kill .
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Thinking about that time I tried to frad Twilight in muddle school and got so bored that I just read The Lovely Bones instead
February 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
im giving up on the idea of dating anyone. I think im just better off by myself and i just need to get comfortable with that.
February 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Me when i remember people think im pretty:
February 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Heaving and crying
February 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The new Love and Deepspace banner video is so funny man im sorry
February 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My favorite part of the new love and deep space banner is when Xavier's chest jiggles and he's like "😏 did you like that??"
February 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I just need something good to happen to me before i Lose It
February 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I need the effects of getting laid without any of the conversation or human contact or
February 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I want to sleep So Bad
February 5, 2025 at 9:51 AM
What if i go to Canada and Tim Horton is just some guy
February 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Who the hell asked "do it clap" on strawpage????????
😭

The answer is yes, but-
February 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The regular sized shorts to panties pipeline :(
February 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Me: excuse me, i can't eat cucumber and i asked for no pickles. This has pickles.

Manager: but this doesnt have any cucumbers

Me: pickles are made of cucumbers.

Manager: :O
February 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Saw the movie Challengers...
February 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
My biggest flex is that i dont let the government tell me how to feel about people
February 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
You ever talk to someone and just Know they would kill people in a Purge?
February 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Ive been drinking so much water, i just want a soda but I HAVE NO MONEY this is sick
January 31, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Womb tattoo paired with apron belly.
January 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Out of groceries so ive been eating plain canned tuna pretending i am a plane crash survivor rationing supplies on my 15th day in the wilderness
January 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM