Curtis Hassenpflug
@curtland.bsky.social
I’m mostly here to complain.
IS that cousin Larry?
September 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
IS that cousin Larry?
🤖 If you see a robot, post a robot 🤖
Here’s some MST3K pixel art I did. Anyone else got a robot?
Here’s some MST3K pixel art I did. Anyone else got a robot?
September 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
🤖 If you see a robot, post a robot 🤖
Here’s some MST3K pixel art I did. Anyone else got a robot?
Here’s some MST3K pixel art I did. Anyone else got a robot?
They absolutely look like they just roofied your drink and are waiting for you to take a sip.
January 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
They absolutely look like they just roofied your drink and are waiting for you to take a sip.
January 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
January 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Very much reminds me of Christmas a couple days ago.
My Mother In Law swears it’s supposed to say “Curt”.
My Mother In Law swears it’s supposed to say “Curt”.
December 30, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Very much reminds me of Christmas a couple days ago.
My Mother In Law swears it’s supposed to say “Curt”.
My Mother In Law swears it’s supposed to say “Curt”.
Check out what my wife got me for Christmas! Awesome!
#AEW #SwerveWhenIDrink
@princekingnana.bsky.social
#AEW #SwerveWhenIDrink
@princekingnana.bsky.social
December 25, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Check out what my wife got me for Christmas! Awesome!
#AEW #SwerveWhenIDrink
@princekingnana.bsky.social
#AEW #SwerveWhenIDrink
@princekingnana.bsky.social
This frog is 100% David Lynch.
December 14, 2024 at 1:35 AM
This frog is 100% David Lynch.
I was in attendance for Mox v Yuta. The match that made Yuta.
Maybe my favorite live match I’ve ever seen.
Maybe my favorite live match I’ve ever seen.
November 13, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I was in attendance for Mox v Yuta. The match that made Yuta.
Maybe my favorite live match I’ve ever seen.
Maybe my favorite live match I’ve ever seen.
Pixel art! I love me some pixel art. Here’s a Danny Trejo I made:
November 12, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Pixel art! I love me some pixel art. Here’s a Danny Trejo I made:
I’m not the best mini painter, and as I get older my eyes get worse, but occasionally I do one I’m kinda proud of. #Warhammer #MiniPainting
November 12, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I’m not the best mini painter, and as I get older my eyes get worse, but occasionally I do one I’m kinda proud of. #Warhammer #MiniPainting
In a very weird coincidence, I just posted this old Die Hard pixel art almost the same time you posted that!
November 11, 2024 at 12:12 PM
In a very weird coincidence, I just posted this old Die Hard pixel art almost the same time you posted that!
November 11, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Chugging along with this week’s Curtis Never Made, Gnocchi!
This was pan fried in a sage brown butter sauce. ABSOLUTELY delicious. Like all doughs, I assumed I had totally screwed it up until it magically turned into dough.
This was pan fried in a sage brown butter sauce. ABSOLUTELY delicious. Like all doughs, I assumed I had totally screwed it up until it magically turned into dough.
November 11, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Chugging along with this week’s Curtis Never Made, Gnocchi!
This was pan fried in a sage brown butter sauce. ABSOLUTELY delicious. Like all doughs, I assumed I had totally screwed it up until it magically turned into dough.
This was pan fried in a sage brown butter sauce. ABSOLUTELY delicious. Like all doughs, I assumed I had totally screwed it up until it magically turned into dough.
FALSE!
We already have The Perfect Weapon, and his name is Jeff Speakman.
We already have The Perfect Weapon, and his name is Jeff Speakman.
September 25, 2023 at 9:57 PM
FALSE!
We already have The Perfect Weapon, and his name is Jeff Speakman.
We already have The Perfect Weapon, and his name is Jeff Speakman.
Todays Post It Note Sketch.
I couldn’t possibly be the first person that ever thought of this Dune pun, but once it got stuck in my head I couldn’t get it out.
I couldn’t possibly be the first person that ever thought of this Dune pun, but once it got stuck in my head I couldn’t get it out.
September 3, 2023 at 9:44 AM
Todays Post It Note Sketch.
I couldn’t possibly be the first person that ever thought of this Dune pun, but once it got stuck in my head I couldn’t get it out.
I couldn’t possibly be the first person that ever thought of this Dune pun, but once it got stuck in my head I couldn’t get it out.