Matt Wirth
@cusacatofiqui.bsky.social
(he/him) I sell Blu-rays, make crosswords, play Minecraft, and think humans should be treated nicely
Make a Bond film casual
SKYSTAY-WHERE-IT-IS
SKYSTAY-WHERE-IT-IS
Make a Bond film casual
FLY ANOTHER DAY
FLY ANOTHER DAY
Make a Bond film casual
CASINO MUNDANE
CASINO MUNDANE
December 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Make a Bond film casual
SKYSTAY-WHERE-IT-IS
SKYSTAY-WHERE-IT-IS
this squirrel angrily chirping on my neighbor's balcony has real "SAUSAGE, NATASHA" energy
December 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
this squirrel angrily chirping on my neighbor's balcony has real "SAUSAGE, NATASHA" energy
Wordle editors be like
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Wordle editors be like
"I'm totally gonna run over that lady tied to the track. union don't pay me enough to give two shits."
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"I'm totally gonna run over that lady tied to the track. union don't pay me enough to give two shits."
happy "checking if I still have Uber on my phone because I only use it for the free ride after my company's holiday party" day, to those who celebrate it!
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
happy "checking if I still have Uber on my phone because I only use it for the free ride after my company's holiday party" day, to those who celebrate it!
I mean, it's basically a funnier version of the Bible...
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I mean, it's basically a funnier version of the Bible...
Venture Bros S1-5 / Peacemaker S1: "teehee, what a funny pop culture-rich show"
Venture Bros S6-7 / Peacemaker S2: "STOP MAKING ME NOISILY SOB, MAN IN A SILLY COSTUME!"
Venture Bros S6-7 / Peacemaker S2: "STOP MAKING ME NOISILY SOB, MAN IN A SILLY COSTUME!"
December 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Venture Bros S1-5 / Peacemaker S1: "teehee, what a funny pop culture-rich show"
Venture Bros S6-7 / Peacemaker S2: "STOP MAKING ME NOISILY SOB, MAN IN A SILLY COSTUME!"
Venture Bros S6-7 / Peacemaker S2: "STOP MAKING ME NOISILY SOB, MAN IN A SILLY COSTUME!"
as a Hollywood insider, I can confirm that the reason Simpsons Movie 2 and Minecraft Movie 2 are coming out on the same day is because they're set in a shared universe à la Flags of Our Fathers / Letters from Iwo Jima
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
as a Hollywood insider, I can confirm that the reason Simpsons Movie 2 and Minecraft Movie 2 are coming out on the same day is because they're set in a shared universe à la Flags of Our Fathers / Letters from Iwo Jima
proud Californians when they solve today's NY Times crossword
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
proud Californians when they solve today's NY Times crossword
another thing I love about LA: tomatoes and garlic sprouting up while snowstorms are hitting other parts of the country
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
another thing I love about LA: tomatoes and garlic sprouting up while snowstorms are hitting other parts of the country
Dad came into town to demonstrate how to build his design for a Little Free Library / Pantry.
he's taking Jimmy Carter's place as "Democrat ex-politician who uses construction skills to help those in need"
he's taking Jimmy Carter's place as "Democrat ex-politician who uses construction skills to help those in need"
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Dad came into town to demonstrate how to build his design for a Little Free Library / Pantry.
he's taking Jimmy Carter's place as "Democrat ex-politician who uses construction skills to help those in need"
he's taking Jimmy Carter's place as "Democrat ex-politician who uses construction skills to help those in need"
yep. can't really contest that.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
yep. can't really contest that.
after the waterproof pantry got stolen on Tuesday, the old pantry is back up and fully stocked!
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
after the waterproof pantry got stolen on Tuesday, the old pantry is back up and fully stocked!
MAGAism, NIMBYism, isolationism, murder-happy cops, an unsafe refinery...
my hometown is basically a wannabe 50s suburb that doesn't shy away from the homophobia and racism of the era
my hometown is basically a wannabe 50s suburb that doesn't shy away from the homophobia and racism of the era
Beer, ramen and Buffy's house. What's not to like about Torrance?
Your morning catch up: Torrance offers beer, Buffy and Zamperini; SoCal sees even more rain and more big stories
www.latimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
MAGAism, NIMBYism, isolationism, murder-happy cops, an unsafe refinery...
my hometown is basically a wannabe 50s suburb that doesn't shy away from the homophobia and racism of the era
my hometown is basically a wannabe 50s suburb that doesn't shy away from the homophobia and racism of the era
Little Free Food Pantry has been upgraded for the atmospheric river. shelves to come.
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Little Free Food Pantry has been upgraded for the atmospheric river. shelves to come.
all other cat dads make their weekend plans around whether their little guy will be more cozy snoozing in the living room vs. office, right?
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
all other cat dads make their weekend plans around whether their little guy will be more cozy snoozing in the living room vs. office, right?
a Tic-Tac-Toe movie in which the X-Men fight Damien from The Omen
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
a Tic-Tac-Toe movie in which the X-Men fight Damien from The Omen
my boss telling folks that they can work from home tomorrow because of the rain is peak L.A.
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
my boss telling folks that they can work from home tomorrow because of the rain is peak L.A.
spent the weekend cataloging Little Libraries / Little Food Pantries in my neighborhood. hoping to grow these numbers.
San Pedro Little Libraries & Food Pantries - Google My Maps
San Pedro Little Libraries & Food Pantries
goo.gl
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
spent the weekend cataloging Little Libraries / Little Food Pantries in my neighborhood. hoping to grow these numbers.
you guys, I can't believe that cabal of geriatric millionaire speech-givers with half-decade terms doesn't care about average Americans!
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
you guys, I can't believe that cabal of geriatric millionaire speech-givers with half-decade terms doesn't care about average Americans!
how soon before JD Vance puts the moves on Lynne Cheney?
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
how soon before JD Vance puts the moves on Lynne Cheney?
Sporcle and Wordle reminding me it's been 500 days since I ended my camping trip on an island with no cell / internet access
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Sporcle and Wordle reminding me it's been 500 days since I ended my camping trip on an island with no cell / internet access
